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Ambrose Bierce Quotes

Conversation, n.: A vocal competition in which the one who is catching his breath is called the listener Picture Quote #1

Acquaintance. A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to Picture Quote #1

Back, n. That part of your friend which it is your privilege to contemplate in your adversity Picture Quote #1

Circus, n. A place where horses, ponies and elephants are permitted to see men, women and children acting the fool Picture Quote #1

Alliance, n. In international politics, the union of two thieves who have their hands so deeply inserted in each other’s pocket that they cannot separately plunder a third Picture Quote #1

Err, v. I. To believe or act in a way contrary to my beliefs and actions Picture Quote #1

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Clairvoyant, n. : A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead Picture Quote #1

Sabbath - a weekly festival having its origin in the fact that God made the world in six days and was arrested on the seventh Picture Quote #1

Architect. One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money Picture Quote #1

Lawsuit: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage Picture Quote #1

Litigant. A person about to give up his skin for the hope of retaining his bones Picture Quote #1

In this world one must have a name; it prevents confusion, even when it does not establish identity. Some, though, are known by numbers, which also seem inadequate distinctions Picture Quote #1

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Conversation, n.: A vocal competition in which the one who is catching his breath is called the listener (Ambrose Bierce Quotes) Acquaintance. A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to (Ambrose Bierce Quotes) Back, n. That part of your friend which it is your privilege to contemplate in your adversity (Ambrose Bierce Quotes) Circus, n. A place where horses, ponies and elephants are permitted to see men, women and children acting the fool (Ambrose Bierce Quotes) Alliance, n. In international politics, the union of two thieves who have their hands so deeply inserted in each other’s pocket that they cannot separately plunder a third (Ambrose Bierce Quotes) Err, v. I. To believe or act in a way contrary to my beliefs and actions (Ambrose Bierce Quotes) Clairvoyant, n. : A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead (Ambrose Bierce Quotes) Sabbath - a weekly festival having its origin in the fact that God made the world in six days and was arrested on the seventh (Ambrose Bierce Quotes) Architect. One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money (Ambrose Bierce Quotes) Lawsuit: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage (Ambrose Bierce Quotes) Litigant. A person about to give up his skin for the hope of retaining his bones (Ambrose Bierce Quotes) In this world one must have a name; it prevents confusion, even when it does not establish identity. Some, though, are known by numbers, which also seem inadequate distinctions (Ambrose Bierce Quotes)

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