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Very Funny Quotes

Nailed it Picture Quote #2

If cats could talk, they wouldn't Picture Quote #1

How to handle stress like a dog. If you can't eat it or play with it, then pee on it and walk away Picture Quote #1

The doctor said it's cooties... I think you should get yourself checked Picture Quote #1

Dude, I'm joking you are not adopted Picture Quote #1

I have so much to do that I'm going to bed Picture Quote #1

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Go on, tell them I ate your homework. They'll never believe you Picture Quote #1

Mom told me not to touch it Picture Quote #1

Feed me so i can take a nap Picture Quote #1

My wife and i were happy for 20 years. Then we met Picture Quote #1

in the morning i'm like

A chance to do the right thing. I love those moments. I like to wave at them them as they pass by Picture Quote #1

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Guuuuurl... That bag does not go with that top! Picture Quote #1

12 hours of labor? I am going to hear about this for the rest of my life Picture Quote #1

If I ignore it will it go away?? Picture Quote #1

Even your coffee is surprised you woke up this early Picture Quote #1

Now I can get fat Picture Quote #1

He's making that face again, isn't he. Nope Picture Quote #1

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Instagram is down, just describe your lunch to me Picture Quote #1

And that’s how karma works Picture Quote #1

Oh you! Picture Quote #1

When a girl says “ok have fun” DO NOT HAVE FUN. Abort mission. I repeat, abort mission Picture Quote #1

Inspiration strikes at very funny times Picture Quote #1

I always thought it would be very funny if I was a blind film director Picture Quote #1

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No good at life, but very funny sometimes with the commentary Picture Quote #1

I read a lot of scripts that I just don’t find very funny Picture Quote #1

My dad loved to laugh. He was very funny and very silly Picture Quote #1

My mom’s passionate and energetic and very funny and enthusiastic Picture Quote #1

I wasn’t very funny or flashy, I was kind of boring Picture Quote #1

The only guaranteed way to make something not very funny is to make it vague Picture Quote #1

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Nailed it (Very Funny Quotes) If cats could talk, they wouldn't (Very Funny Quotes) How to handle stress like a dog. If you can't eat it or play with it, then pee on it and walk away (Very Funny Quotes) The doctor said it's cooties... I think you should get yourself checked (Very Funny Quotes) Dude, I'm joking you are not adopted (Very Funny Quotes) I have so much to do that I'm going to bed (Very Funny Quotes) Go on, tell them I ate your homework. They'll never believe you (Very Funny Quotes) Mom told me not to touch it (Very Funny Quotes) Feed me so i can take a nap (Very Funny Quotes) My wife and i were happy for 20 years. Then we met (Very Funny Quotes) in the morning i'm like "Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels", but by the evening i'm like "Eat all the food!" (Very Funny Quotes) A chance to do the right thing. I love those moments. I like to wave at them them as they pass by (Very Funny Quotes) Guuuuurl... That bag does not go with that top! (Very Funny Quotes) 12 hours of labor? I am going to hear about this for the rest of my life (Very Funny Quotes) If I ignore it will it go away?? (Very Funny Quotes) Even your coffee is surprised you woke up this early (Very Funny Quotes) Now I can get fat (Very Funny Quotes) He's making that face again, isn't he. Nope (Very Funny Quotes) Instagram is down, just describe your lunch to me (Very Funny Quotes) And that’s how karma works (Very Funny Quotes) Oh you! (Very Funny Quotes) When a girl says “ok have fun” DO NOT HAVE FUN. Abort mission. I repeat, abort mission (Very Funny Quotes) Inspiration strikes at very funny times (Very Funny Quotes) I always thought it would be very funny if I was a blind film director (Very Funny Quotes) No good at life, but very funny sometimes with the commentary (Very Funny Quotes) I read a lot of scripts that I just don’t find very funny (Very Funny Quotes) My dad loved to laugh. He was very funny and very silly (Very Funny Quotes) My mom’s passionate and energetic and very funny and enthusiastic (Very Funny Quotes) I wasn’t very funny or flashy, I was kind of boring (Very Funny Quotes) The only guaranteed way to make something not very funny is to make it vague (Very Funny Quotes)

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