Very Funny Quotes
A true friend is someone who accepts your past, supports your present and encourages your future - Friend Quotes
Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results - Albert Einstein Quotes
If cats could talk, they wouldn't - Cat Quotes
When I first saw you I fell in love, and you smiled because you knew - William Shakespeare Quotes
Men go shopping to buy what they need. Women go shopping to find out what they want - Funny Quotes
I like me a little bit more when i'm with you - Love Quotes
The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why - Mark Twain Quotes
You don't need someone to complete you. You only need someone to accept you completely - Love Quotes
Friendship Quotes
Love Quotes
Life Quotes
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Text Quotes
Nailed it (Very Funny Quotes)
If cats could talk, they wouldn't (Very Funny Quotes)
How to handle stress like a dog. If you can't eat it or play with it, then pee on it and walk away (Very Funny Quotes)
The doctor said it's cooties... I think you should get yourself checked (Very Funny Quotes)
Dude, I'm joking you are not adopted (Very Funny Quotes)
I have so much to do that I'm going to bed (Very Funny Quotes)
Go on, tell them I ate your homework. They'll never believe you (Very Funny Quotes)
Mom told me not to touch it (Very Funny Quotes)
Feed me so i can take a nap (Very Funny Quotes)
My wife and i were happy for 20 years. Then we met (Very Funny Quotes)
in the morning i'm like "Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels", but by the evening i'm like "Eat all the food!" (Very Funny Quotes)
A chance to do the right thing. I love those moments. I like to wave at them them as they pass by (Very Funny Quotes)
Guuuuurl... That bag does not go with that top! (Very Funny Quotes)
12 hours of labor? I am going to hear about this for the rest of my life (Very Funny Quotes)
If I ignore it will it go away?? (Very Funny Quotes)
Even your coffee is surprised you woke up this early (Very Funny Quotes)
Now I can get fat (Very Funny Quotes)
He's making that face again, isn't he. Nope (Very Funny Quotes)
Instagram is down, just describe your lunch to me (Very Funny Quotes)
And that’s how karma works (Very Funny Quotes)
Oh you! (Very Funny Quotes)
When a girl says “ok have fun” DO NOT HAVE FUN. Abort mission. I repeat, abort mission (Very Funny Quotes)
Inspiration strikes at very funny times (Very Funny Quotes)
I always thought it would be very funny if I was a blind film director (Very Funny Quotes)
No good at life, but very funny sometimes with the commentary (Very Funny Quotes)
I read a lot of scripts that I just don’t find very funny (Very Funny Quotes)
My dad loved to laugh. He was very funny and very silly (Very Funny Quotes)
My mom’s passionate and energetic and very funny and enthusiastic (Very Funny Quotes)
I wasn’t very funny or flashy, I was kind of boring (Very Funny Quotes)
The only guaranteed way to make something not very funny is to make it vague (Very Funny Quotes)