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Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope Picture Quote #1
Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married Picture Quote #1
It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting...
What every man wants is a lady by day and a sexual goddess by night Picture Quote #1
What every man wants is a lady by day and a sexual goddess...
Sex is part of nature. I go along with nature Picture Quote #1
Sex is part of nature. I go along with nature.
Morning sex. Proven to be more effective than coffee Picture Quote #1
Morning sex. Proven to be more effective than coffee.
When i get down on my knees it is not to pray Picture Quote #1
When i get down on my knees it is not to pray.
I hope you're not upset that I've slept with half the people we're inviting to our wedding Picture Quote #1
I hope you're not upset that I've slept with half the...
Erectile dysfunction turns me on Picture Quote #1
Erectile dysfunction turns me on.
I'd f*ck me Picture Quote #1
I'd f*ck me.
If masturbation is wrong, I don't want to be right Picture Quote #1
If masturbation is wrong, I don't want to be right.
I wish you could last as long in bed as you do in an argument Picture Quote #1
I wish you could last as long in bed as you do in an...
I promise not to yell Al Gore's name during sex with you this Earth Day Picture Quote #1
I promise not to yell Al Gore's name during sex with you...
The prettiest dresses are worn to be taken off Picture Quote #1
The prettiest dresses are worn to be taken off.
I'm the groomsman who's been assigned to sleep with you Picture Quote #1
I'm the groomsman who's been assigned to sleep with you.
No one`s
 a virgin,
 life screws
 us all! Picture Quote #1
No one`s a virgin, life screws us all!
I don't understand decaf, it's like sex without the sex Picture Quote #1
I don't understand decaf, it's like sex without the sex.
Having sex doesn't make you an adult. But it could make you a baby Picture Quote #1
Having sex doesn't make you an adult. But it could make you...
Damn right I'm good in bed, I can sleep for days Picture Quote #1
Damn right I'm good in bed, I can sleep for days.
Roses are red. 
Violets are blue. 
I'm using my hand 
but I'm thinking of you Picture Quote #1
Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm using my hand but...
I think that making love is the best form of exercise Picture Quote #1
I think that making love is the best form of exercise.
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