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Morning sex. Proven to be more effective than coffee Picture Quote #1
Morning sex. Proven to be more effective than coffee.
When i get down on my knees it is not to pray Picture Quote #1
When i get down on my knees it is not to pray.
What every man wants is a lady by day and a sexual goddess by night Picture Quote #1
What every man wants is a lady by day and a sexual goddess by night.
Roses are red. 
Violets are blue. 
I'm using my hand 
but I'm thinking of you Picture Quote #1
Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm using my hand but I'm thinking of you.
I wish you could last as long in bed as you do in an argument Picture Quote #1
I wish you could last as long in bed as you do in an argument.
Let's have a who's better in bed contest. I'm hoping
 to be a
 sore loser Picture Quote #1
Let's have a who's better in bed contest. I'm hoping to be a sore loser.
If you get a booty call at 3:00 a.m you probably weren't first on the list Picture Quote #1
If you get a booty call at 3:00 a.m you probably weren't first on the list.
Sex is part of nature. I go along with nature Picture Quote #1
Sex is part of nature. I go along with nature.
Life is like sex, you can either lie back and let it screw you, or you can get on top and ride the hell out of it Picture Quote #1
Life is like sex, you can either lie back and let it screw you, or you can get...
My ex? Yeah,
 I'd still hit that. Only this time, it'd be with a car or a baseball bat Picture Quote #1
My ex? Yeah, I'd still hit that. Only this time, it'd be with a car or a...
Mess up my bed with me Picture Quote #1
Mess up my bed with me.
No one`s
 a virgin,
 life screws
 us all! Picture Quote #1
No one`s a virgin, life screws us all!
They say try everything once, 
not everyone once Picture Quote #1
They say try everything once, not everyone once.
It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married Picture Quote #1
It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
i need to have sex. It's been too long Picture Quote #1
i need to have sex. It's been too long
Damn right I'm good in bed, I can sleep for days Picture Quote #1
Damn right I'm good in bed, I can sleep for days.
You put your lipstick on, and bring a condom out with you. There are no exceptions Picture Quote #1
You put your lipstick on, and bring a condom out with you. There are no...
I'd f*ck me Picture Quote #1
I'd f*ck me.
Having sex doesn't make you an adult. But it could make you a baby Picture Quote #1
Having sex doesn't make you an adult. But it could make you a baby.
I could totally go for some you right now Picture Quote #1
I could totally go for some you right now
I don't understand decaf, it's like sex without the sex Picture Quote #1
I don't understand decaf, it's like sex without the sex.
I licked it, so its mine Picture Quote #1
I licked it, so its mine.
Less stress. More sex Picture Quote #1
Less stress. More sex.
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