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I hope you're not upset that I've slept with half the people we're inviting to our wedding Picture Quote #1
I hope you're not upset that I've slept with half the people we're inviting to our wedding.
When i get down on my knees it is not to pray Picture Quote #1
When i get down on my knees it is not to pray.
Morning sex. Proven to be more effective than coffee Picture Quote #1
Morning sex. Proven to be more effective than coffee.
Sex is part of nature. I go along with nature Picture Quote #1
Sex is part of nature. I go along with nature.
What every man wants is a lady by day and a sexual goddess by night Picture Quote #1
What every man wants is a lady by day and a sexual goddess by night.
It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married Picture Quote #1
It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope Picture Quote #1
Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
I promise not to yell Al Gore's name during sex with you this Earth Day Picture Quote #1
I promise not to yell Al Gore's name during sex with you this Earth Day.
Erectile dysfunction turns me on Picture Quote #1
Erectile dysfunction turns me on.
I'd f*ck me Picture Quote #1
I'd f*ck me.
If masturbation is wrong, I don't want to be right Picture Quote #1
If masturbation is wrong, I don't want to be right.
I wish you could last as long in bed as you do in an argument Picture Quote #1
I wish you could last as long in bed as you do in an argument.
Roses are red. 
Violets are blue. 
I'm using my hand 
but I'm thinking of you Picture Quote #1
Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm using my hand but I'm thinking of you.
I think that making love is the best form of exercise Picture Quote #1
I think that making love is the best form of exercise.
When the bra comes off before the shoes you know it's going to be a fun night Picture Quote #1
When the bra comes off before the shoes you know it's going to be a fun night
My ex? Yeah,
 I'd still hit that. Only this time, it'd be with a car or a baseball bat Picture Quote #1
My ex? Yeah, I'd still hit that. Only this time, it'd be with a car or a baseball bat.
Dear guys who say
 condoms are uncomfortable, I've heard giving birth is pretty uncomfortable too Picture Quote #1
Dear guys who say condoms are uncomfortable, I've heard giving birth is pretty uncomfortable too.
Sex without love is merely healthy exercise Picture Quote #1
Sex without love is merely healthy exercise.
Let's have a who's better in bed contest. I'm hoping
 to be a
 sore loser Picture Quote #1
Let's have a who's better in bed contest. I'm hoping to be a sore loser.
I believe in catch and release. In other words, you can't spend the night Picture Quote #1
I believe in catch and release. In other words, you can't spend the night.
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