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When i get down on my knees it is not to pray Picture Quote #1
When i get down on my knees it is not to pray.
Morning sex. Proven to be more effective than coffee Picture Quote #1
Morning sex. Proven to be more effective than coffee.
What every man wants is a lady by day and a sexual goddess by night Picture Quote #1
What every man wants is a lady by day and a sexual goddess by night.
The prettiest dresses are worn to be taken off Picture Quote #1
The prettiest dresses are worn to be taken off.
Sex is part of nature. I go along with nature Picture Quote #1
Sex is part of nature. I go along with nature.
They say try everything once, 
not everyone once Picture Quote #1
They say try everything once, not everyone once.
I wish you could last as long in bed as you do in an argument Picture Quote #1
I wish you could last as long in bed as you do in an argument.
I hope you're not upset that I've slept with half the people we're inviting to our wedding Picture Quote #1
I hope you're not upset that I've slept with half the people we're inviting to...
My sex life is like a Ferrari. 
I don't have a Ferrari Picture Quote #1
My sex life is like a Ferrari. I don't have a Ferrari.
Let's have a who's better in bed contest. I'm hoping
 to be a
 sore loser Picture Quote #1
Let's have a who's better in bed contest. I'm hoping to be a sore loser.
If you get a booty call at 3:00 a.m you probably weren't first on the list Picture Quote #1
If you get a booty call at 3:00 a.m you probably weren't first on the list.
You put your lipstick on, and bring a condom out with you. There are no exceptions Picture Quote #1
You put your lipstick on, and bring a condom out with you. There are no...
It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married Picture Quote #1
It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
I'd f*ck me Picture Quote #1
I'd f*ck me.
No one`s
 a virgin,
 life screws
 us all! Picture Quote #1
No one`s a virgin, life screws us all!
I don't understand decaf, it's like sex without the sex Picture Quote #1
I don't understand decaf, it's like sex without the sex.
Having sex doesn't make you an adult. But it could make you a baby Picture Quote #1
Having sex doesn't make you an adult. But it could make you a baby.
Sex pleasure in woman, as I have said, is a kind of magic spell; it demands complete abandon; if words or movements oppose the magic of caresses, the spell is broken Picture Quote #1
Sex pleasure in woman, as I have said, is a kind of magic spell; it demands...
If your sexual fantasies were truly of interest to others, they would no longer be fantasies Picture Quote #1
If your sexual fantasies were truly of interest to others, they would no longer...
Roses are red. 
Violets are blue. 
I'm using my hand 
but I'm thinking of you Picture Quote #1
Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm using my hand but I'm thinking of you.
Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope Picture Quote #1
Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
My ex? Yeah,
 I'd still hit that. Only this time, it'd be with a car or a baseball bat Picture Quote #1
My ex? Yeah, I'd still hit that. Only this time, it'd be with a car or a...
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