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I hope you're not upset that I've slept with half the...
When i get down on my knees it is not to pray.
Morning sex. Proven to be more effective than coffee.
Sex is part of nature. I go along with nature.
What every man wants is a lady by day and a sexual goddess...
It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting...
Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
Having sex doesn't make you an adult. But it could make you...
I don't understand decaf, it's like sex without the sex.
I'm the groomsman who's been assigned to sleep with you.
The prettiest dresses are worn to be taken off.
I promise not to yell Al Gore's name during sex with you...
Erectile dysfunction turns me on.
If masturbation is wrong, I don't want to be right.
I wish you could last as long in bed as you do in an...
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I'm using my hand
I think that making love is the best form of exercise.
When the bra comes off before the shoes you know it's going...