Morning sex. Proven to be more effective than coffee.
What every man wants is a lady by day and a sexual goddess...
When i get down on my knees it is not to pray.
Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
I hope you're not upset that I've slept with half the...
The prettiest dresses are worn to be taken off.
Having sex doesn't make you an adult. But it could make you...
They say try everything once,
not everyone once.
It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting...
Sex is part of nature. I go along with nature.
Erectile dysfunction turns me on.
I promise not to yell Al Gore's name during sex with you...
I'm the groomsman who's been assigned to sleep with you.
A liberated woman is one who has sex before marriage and a...
I don't understand decaf, it's like sex without the sex.
We haven't dated long enough for breakup sex.
Damn right I'm good in bed, I can sleep for days.
I'm going to stay in tonight and wait for your booty call.