When i get down on my knees it is not to pray.
Morning sex. Proven to be more effective than coffee.
Sex is part of nature. I go along with nature.
What every man wants is a lady by day and a sexual goddess by night.
It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
I hope you're not upset that I've slept with half the people we're inviting to our wedding.
If masturbation is wrong, I don't want to be right.
I wish you could last as long in bed as you do in an argument.
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I'm using my hand
but I'm thinking of you.
I think that making love is the best form of exercise.
When the bra comes off before the shoes you know it's going to be a fun night
My ex? Yeah,
I'd still hit that. Only this time, it'd be with a car or a baseball bat.
Dear guys who say
condoms are uncomfortable, I've heard giving birth is pretty uncomfortable too.
Sex without love is merely healthy exercise.
Let's have a who's better in bed contest. I'm hoping
to be a
I believe in catch and release. In other words, you can't spend the night.
They say try everything once,
not everyone once.
Shout out to the girls that got pregnant tonight and don't know