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Norm MacDonald Quotes
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In giving advice, aptitude is often less to be considered, than seasonableness (Norm MacDonald Quotes)
Most men will go farther to give advice than to follow their own opinion (Norm MacDonald Quotes)
We advise others better than ourselves (Norm MacDonald Quotes)
He that searches for praise will often find contempt (Norm MacDonald Quotes)
It is easier to hate those we love, than love those whom we have hated (Norm MacDonald Quotes)
Note to self: no matter how bad life gets, there’s always beer (Norm MacDonald Quotes)
Most men appear wiser in their doubts than in their belief (Norm MacDonald Quotes)
The man that does not fear punishment, little regards crime (Norm MacDonald Quotes)
The beginning of wisdom is the knowledge of folly (Norm MacDonald Quotes)
All that weak people learn from disappointment, is less confidence in future enterprise (Norm MacDonald Quotes)
Instead of loving your enemies, have no enemies to love (Norm MacDonald Quotes)
We often suffer more from our fears, than from the dangers of our situation (Norm MacDonald Quotes)
Chastity is oftener owing to diffidence and shame, than to fortitude of reason or virtue (Norm MacDonald Quotes)
Some people are so much afraid of being deceived, that they never venture to trust; like misers, their avarice destroys their gain (Norm MacDonald Quotes)
A man’s enemies are those he should endeavor first to make his friends (Norm MacDonald Quotes)
A readiness to excuse some faults, shows a disposition to commit others (Norm MacDonald Quotes)
We would seldom be deceived by flattery, did our own conceit not promote the delusion (Norm MacDonald Quotes)
Violent people usually express their love of a thing by their hatred of its opposite (Norm MacDonald Quotes)
During misfortunes, nothing aggravates our condition more, than to be esteemed deserving of them (Norm MacDonald Quotes)
Though you may be last to discover your follies, be always first to correct them (Norm MacDonald Quotes)
The promises we break are usually such as we are most forward in making (Norm MacDonald Quotes)
It got very tedious saying the same jokes in the same way with the same attitude (Norm MacDonald Quotes)
Comedy is surprises, so if you’re intending to make somebody laugh and they don’t laugh, that’s funny (Norm MacDonald Quotes)
I always told everybody the perfect joke would be where the setup and punch line were identical (Norm MacDonald Quotes)
I don’t really like politics that much. And I like the order and simplicity of sports. They have an ending. You can argue with your friends about it, but in the end you still like sports. I almost love the fantasy world of sports more than the real world (Norm MacDonald Quotes)
I just like doing standup, that’s all I’m interested in or good at (Norm MacDonald Quotes)
I like doing a funny show where I don’t have to act and fall in love with a girl (Norm MacDonald Quotes)
I’ve just seen really, really funny guys, and if I didn’t know them, I wouldn’t know they were funny from the television. I don’t know what it does, it just sucks it away (Norm MacDonald Quotes)
When I hear a guy lost a battle to cancer, that really did bother me, that that’s a term. It implies that he failed and that somebody else that defeated cancer is heroic and courageous (Norm MacDonald Quotes)
All my life’s about is cracking up people and them cracking me up and trying not to think about dying. That doesn’t cost very much money (Norm MacDonald Quotes)