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Norm MacDonald Quotes
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You can’t love your team without hating another team (Norm MacDonald Quotes)
In giving advice, aptitude is often less to be considered, than seasonableness (Norm MacDonald Quotes)
Most men will go farther to give advice than to follow their own opinion (Norm MacDonald Quotes)
We advise others better than ourselves (Norm MacDonald Quotes)
He that searches for praise will often find contempt (Norm MacDonald Quotes)
It is easier to hate those we love, than love those whom we have hated (Norm MacDonald Quotes)
Note to self: no matter how bad life gets, there’s always beer (Norm MacDonald Quotes)
Most men appear wiser in their doubts than in their belief (Norm MacDonald Quotes)
The man that does not fear punishment, little regards crime (Norm MacDonald Quotes)
The beginning of wisdom is the knowledge of folly (Norm MacDonald Quotes)
Instead of loving your enemies, have no enemies to love (Norm MacDonald Quotes)
We often suffer more from our fears, than from the dangers of our situation (Norm MacDonald Quotes)
Some people are so much afraid of being deceived, that they never venture to trust; like misers, their avarice destroys their gain (Norm MacDonald Quotes)
I always told everybody the perfect joke would be where the setup and punch line were identical (Norm MacDonald Quotes)
I don’t really like politics that much. And I like the order and simplicity of sports. They have an ending. You can argue with your friends about it, but in the end you still like sports. I almost love the fantasy world of sports more than the real world (Norm MacDonald Quotes)
I just like doing standup, that’s all I’m interested in or good at (Norm MacDonald Quotes)
It got very tedious saying the same jokes in the same way with the same attitude (Norm MacDonald Quotes)
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