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Norm MacDonald Quotes

RIP Amy Winehouse. We lost a true heroin addict today Picture Quote #1

I’m happy doing stand-up, but I’ll probably do a television show eventually. If not, I’ll delve into this Internet world and decide best how to harness it. What I like best about it is the independent movie style and the ability to just be completely reckless within that world. I like that a lot. I just have to acquaint myself with technology Picture Quote #1

I love writing - it’s the best. But I really hate collaboration Picture Quote #1

Education makes some men wiser, others more ridiculous and foolish Picture Quote #1

I like the order and simplicity of sports. They have an ending. You can argue with your friends about it, but in the end, you still like sports. I almost love the fantasy world of sports more than the real world Picture Quote #1

Envy, like a false mirror, distorts the symmetry of the sweetest form Picture Quote #1

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Flattery succeeds best on minds previously occupied by conceit Picture Quote #1

Were there no fools, there would be no flatterers Picture Quote #1

If you cannot patiently bear correction, endeavor to avoid fault Picture Quote #1

Few criminals die sensible of their crimes Picture Quote #1

It is vain to complain of fortune while we fail in policy and conduct Picture Quote #1

Jealousy seldom punishes with the severity it suffers Picture Quote #1

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It is better to be idle than employed in ill Picture Quote #1

Liberty, like health, appears most precious when lost Picture Quote #1

In love, we are best pleased when we please others Picture Quote #1

In love, first please the eye, then win the heart Picture Quote #1

Few people love with the violence they hate Picture Quote #1

If you desire praise or esteem, endeavor to merit it Picture Quote #1

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Many frequently change their principles, but seldom their practices Picture Quote #1

Reason is always weak where prejudice is strong Picture Quote #1

It is necessary to be tolerant, in order to be tolerated Picture Quote #1

Kenny G has a Christmas album out this year. Hey, happy birthday Jesus! Hope you like crap! Picture Quote #1

Though you may be last to discover your follies, be always first to correct them Picture Quote #1

The promises we break are usually such as we are most forward in making Picture Quote #1

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A man’s enemies are those he should endeavor first to make his friends Picture Quote #1

A readiness to excuse some faults, shows a disposition to commit others Picture Quote #1

I think clever people think that poor people are stupid Picture Quote #1

I don’t know anything about politics. Like, zero. Nothing Picture Quote #1

I never do impressions, but I probably should. People like that stuff Picture Quote #1

I never had any interest in sitcoms or motion pictures or anything like that Picture Quote #1

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RIP Amy Winehouse. We lost a true heroin addict today (Norm MacDonald Quotes) I’m happy doing stand-up, but I’ll probably do a television show eventually. If not, I’ll delve into this Internet world and decide best how to harness it. What I like best about it is the independent movie style and the ability to just be completely reckless within that world. I like that a lot. I just have to acquaint myself with technology (Norm MacDonald Quotes) I love writing - it’s the best. But I really hate collaboration (Norm MacDonald Quotes) Education makes some men wiser, others more ridiculous and foolish (Norm MacDonald Quotes) I like the order and simplicity of sports. They have an ending. You can argue with your friends about it, but in the end, you still like sports. I almost love the fantasy world of sports more than the real world. (Norm MacDonald Quotes) Envy, like a false mirror, distorts the symmetry of the sweetest form (Norm MacDonald Quotes) Flattery succeeds best on minds previously occupied by conceit (Norm MacDonald Quotes) Were there no fools, there would be no flatterers (Norm MacDonald Quotes) If you cannot patiently bear correction, endeavor to avoid fault (Norm MacDonald Quotes) Few criminals die sensible of their crimes (Norm MacDonald Quotes) It is vain to complain of fortune while we fail in policy and conduct (Norm MacDonald Quotes) Jealousy seldom punishes with the severity it suffers (Norm MacDonald Quotes) It is better to be idle than employed in ill (Norm MacDonald Quotes) Liberty, like health, appears most precious when lost (Norm MacDonald Quotes) In love, we are best pleased when we please others (Norm MacDonald Quotes) In love, first please the eye, then win the heart (Norm MacDonald Quotes) Few people love with the violence they hate (Norm MacDonald Quotes) If you desire praise or esteem, endeavor to merit it (Norm MacDonald Quotes) Many frequently change their principles, but seldom their practices (Norm MacDonald Quotes) Reason is always weak where prejudice is strong (Norm MacDonald Quotes) It is necessary to be tolerant, in order to be tolerated (Norm MacDonald Quotes) Kenny G has a Christmas album out this year. Hey, happy birthday Jesus! Hope you like crap! (Norm MacDonald Quotes) Though you may be last to discover your follies, be always first to correct them (Norm MacDonald Quotes) The promises we break are usually such as we are most forward in making (Norm MacDonald Quotes) A man’s enemies are those he should endeavor first to make his friends (Norm MacDonald Quotes) A readiness to excuse some faults, shows a disposition to commit others (Norm MacDonald Quotes) I think clever people think that poor people are stupid (Norm MacDonald Quotes) I don’t know anything about politics. Like, zero. Nothing (Norm MacDonald Quotes) I never do impressions, but I probably should. People like that stuff (Norm MacDonald Quotes) I never had any interest in sitcoms or motion pictures or anything like that (Norm MacDonald Quotes)

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