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Mark Twain Quotes

Men go shopping to buy what they need. Women go shopping to find out what they want - Funny Quotes
Having you in my life made everything better - Love Quotes
Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results - Albert Einstein Quotes
What a beautiful world it would be if people had hearts like dogs - Dog Quotes
I told you I'll be ready in FIVE minutes, stop calling me every half hour - Funny Quotes
I meant to behave but there were too many other options - Funny Quotes
The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why - Mark Twain Quotes
Don't look back you're not going that way - Inspirational Quotes
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I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it  (Mark Twain Quotes) It usually takes me more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech  (Mark Twain Quotes) It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling  (Mark Twain Quotes) Lord save us all from a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms  (Mark Twain Quotes) Man was made at the end of the week's work when God was tired  (Mark Twain Quotes) Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about  (Mark Twain Quotes) Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks  (Mark Twain Quotes) Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary  (Mark Twain Quotes) Apparently there is nothing that cannot happen today  (Mark Twain Quotes) Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand  (Mark Twain Quotes) Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often  (Mark Twain Quotes) Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get  (Mark Twain Quotes) Do the right thing. It will gratify some people and astonish the rest  (Mark Twain Quotes) Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable  (Mark Twain Quotes) Don’t say the old lady screamed. Bring her on and let her scream  (Mark Twain Quotes) Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times  (Mark Twain Quotes) I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting  (Mark Twain Quotes) It is easier to stay out than get out  (Mark Twain Quotes) Never pick a fight with people who buy ink by the barrel  (Mark Twain Quotes) Necessity is the mother of taking chances  (Mark Twain Quotes) No sinner is ever saved after the first twenty minutes of a sermon  (Mark Twain Quotes) Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow  (Mark Twain Quotes) The public is the only critic whose opinion is worth anything at all  (Mark Twain Quotes) The more you explain it, the more I don’t understand it  (Mark Twain Quotes) The more things are forbidden, the more popular they become  (Mark Twain Quotes) The lack of money is the root of all evil  (Mark Twain Quotes) Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough  (Mark Twain Quotes) There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist  (Mark Twain Quotes) There are lies, damned lies and statistics  (Mark Twain Quotes) The wit knows that his place is at the tail of a procession  (Mark Twain Quotes)
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