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Mark Twain Quotes
I like me a little bit more when i'm with you
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Having you in my life made everything better
Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results
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Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is
The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary
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A girl doesn't need anyone who doesn't need her
And then you meet one person and your life changes forever
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Be yourself; everyone else is already taken






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All our acts, reasoned and unreasoned, are selfish (Mark Twain Quotes)
Talent without work is useless, thank God (Mark Twain Quotes)
The catfish is Plenty good enough fish for anyone (Mark Twain Quotes)
I’m pushing 60 years of age...and that’s enough exercise for me. (Mark Twain Quotes)
We can’t reach old age by another man’s road (Mark Twain Quotes)
All men are ignorant, just on different subjects (Mark Twain Quotes)
The best of all lost arts is honesty (Mark Twain Quotes)
It is better to be alone than unwelcome. - Eve (Mark Twain Quotes)
Man is the only animal that blushes - or needs to (Mark Twain Quotes)
True irreverence is disrespect for another man’s god (Mark Twain Quotes)
Every time I reform in one direction I go overboard in another (Mark Twain Quotes)
Man was made at the end of the week’s work when God was tired (Mark Twain Quotes)
The average man don’t like trouble and danger (Mark Twain Quotes)
Experience comes from bad judgment (Mark Twain Quotes)
The southerner talks music (Mark Twain Quotes)
If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything (Mark Twain Quotes)
It is hard enough luck being a monarch, without being a target also (Mark Twain Quotes)
To avoid being drawn into error, keep a firm grip on the truth (Mark Twain Quotes)
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it (Mark Twain Quotes)
Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see (Mark Twain Quotes)
The only certainties in life are death and taxes (Mark Twain Quotes)
I’m in favor of progress; it’s change I don’t like (Mark Twain Quotes)
Maybe not, maybe not. Cheer up, Becky, and let’s go on trying. (Mark Twain Quotes)
Public Servant: Persons chosen by the people to distribute the graft (Mark Twain Quotes)
A classic is a book that everybody praises but nobody has read (Mark Twain Quotes)
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer (Mark Twain Quotes)
Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear (Mark Twain Quotes)
It’s not the good that die young, it’s the lucky (Mark Twain Quotes)
To avoid lying, do nothing that needs covering (Mark Twain Quotes)
Do right and you will be conspicuous (Mark Twain Quotes)