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Jay Leno Quotes

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work - Fail Quotes
I told you I'll be ready in FIVE minutes, stop calling me every half hour - Funny Quotes
Together is my favorite place to be - Love Quotes
The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why - Mark Twain Quotes
Money may not buy happiness, but it's better to cry in a Lamborghini - Funny Quotes
When I first saw you I fell in love, and you smiled because you knew - William Shakespeare Quotes
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken - Oscar Wilde Quotes
A year from now you'll wish you started today - Work Quotes
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You aren't famous until my mother has heard of you  (Jay Leno Quotes) Today is Valentine’s Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day  (Jay Leno Quotes) When did the government become our psycho ex-girlfriend  (Jay Leno Quotes) Michael Jackson has a new baby boy; no word yet who the father is  (Jay Leno Quotes) It’s always bad news when you kill your date  (Jay Leno Quotes) The best way to ruin a comedy is to throw a lot of money at it  (Jay Leno Quotes) If any job should give you a company car, it’s the car bomb business  (Jay Leno Quotes) Diet Coke with lemon - didn’t that used to be called Pledge?  (Jay Leno Quotes) Kentucky Fried Chicken.. KFC... Keep Fooling Customers.  (Jay Leno Quotes) My dad’s idea of a good time is to go to Sears and walk around  (Jay Leno Quotes) You can’t stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh  (Jay Leno Quotes) Politics is just show business for ugly people  (Jay Leno Quotes) You’re not famous until my mother has heard of you  (Jay Leno Quotes) If politicians all told the truth, we’d be out of business  (Jay Leno Quotes) Dean is a doctor but he acts more like a postal worker!  (Jay Leno Quotes) It’s always bad news when you kill your date  (Jay Leno Quotes) My stockbroker asked me something important today: paper or plastic?  (Jay Leno Quotes) I believe engineers will save the world  (Jay Leno Quotes) Anybody who gives their car to a valet isn’t a car guy  (Jay Leno Quotes) Regulations force people to do better  (Jay Leno Quotes) Marriage is grand. Divorce is about twenty grand  (Jay Leno Quotes) Having a life is easy. Having a career is hard to come by  (Jay Leno Quotes) Your preoccupation should be on doing what you do as well as you can  (Jay Leno Quotes) Before we give the government any more money, show us some receipts  (Jay Leno Quotes) Contact with the customer is what business is all about  (Jay Leno Quotes) Changing the story until you believe it  (Jay Leno Quotes) Anybody can have a life. Careers are hard to come by  (Jay Leno Quotes) CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her because she’s strong and successful. Men admire her because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with it  (Jay Leno Quotes) For the first time ever, overweight people outnumber average people in America. Doesn’t that make overweight the average then? Last month you were fat, now you’re average - hey, let’s get a pizza!  (Jay Leno Quotes) The Pentagon still has not given a name to the Iraqi war. Somehow ‘Operation Re-elect Bush’ doesn’t seem to be popular  (Jay Leno Quotes)
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