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Humorous Quotes

Money may not buy happiness, but it's better to cry in a Lamborghini - Funny Quotes
I meant to behave but there were too many other options - Funny Quotes
A year from now you'll wish you started today - Work Quotes
Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results - Albert Einstein Quotes
You had me at hello - Love Quotes
Men go shopping to buy what they need. Women go shopping to find out what they want - Funny Quotes
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure - Funny Quotes
The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary - Work Quotes
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When all else fails take a nap  (Humorous Quotes) Nailed it  (Humorous Quotes) So close, yet so far away  (Humorous Quotes) I have no idea what I'm doing  (Humorous Quotes) Lazy rule: Can't reach it. Don't need it  (Humorous Quotes) It's behind me isn't it  (Humorous Quotes) I Child-Proofed My House But They Still Get In  (Humorous Quotes) Life is short, eat dessert first  (Humorous Quotes) I'll sleep when i'm dead  (Humorous Quotes) I have so much to do that I'm going to bed  (Humorous Quotes) I miss you. The old you. The new one sucks  (Humorous Quotes) Instagram is down, just describe your lunch to me  (Humorous Quotes) You idiot! I’m sure you’re right, but why?  (Humorous Quotes) Totally worth it  (Humorous Quotes) Men go shopping to buy what they need. Women go shopping to find out what they want  (Humorous Quotes) I'd say the negotiations went much better than expected, bedtime was pushed back 10 minutes  (Humorous Quotes) Mom told me not to touch it  (Humorous Quotes) I did absolutely nothing, and it was everything I thought it could be  (Humorous Quotes) Today the dog. Tomorrow the world  (Humorous Quotes) I love you. Liar!  (Humorous Quotes) Now I can get fat  (Humorous Quotes) Well, I am not usually one for speeches. So, goodbye  (Humorous Quotes) I still have no idea what I'm doing  (Humorous Quotes) Unless you are a pizza, the answer is yes, I can live without you  (Humorous Quotes) Cat logic. Full. Empty  (Humorous Quotes)
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