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Humorous Quotes
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What are we doing? Wasting our lives. I meant for lunch (Humorous Quotes)
It’s... so... beautiful (Humorous Quotes)
Oh, my God. He’s online. Can he see me? (Humorous Quotes)
Seat belts and air bags.. apparently lost technologies (Humorous Quotes)
What do you mean funny? Funny how? (Humorous Quotes)
I need a drink, a man, or a massage. Or a drunken massage by a man (Humorous Quotes)
You mean to tell me that not everyone at the door is trying to kill us all? (Humorous Quotes)
A chance to do the right thing. I love those moments. I like to wave at them them as they pass by (Humorous Quotes)
Both of us can't look good at the same time - it's me or the house. (Humorous Quotes)
Mistakes men make: 1. Doing things 2. Not doing things. 3. Thinking about doing things. 4. Not thinking about doing things (Humorous Quotes)
You're too beautiful to be funny. It's not your fault, you never had to compensate for anything (Humorous Quotes)
You’re just a big pussy! I’m leaving you for a real man!! Sup bruh (Humorous Quotes)
I don't need to manager my anger. I need everyone else to manage not to piss me off (Humorous Quotes)
Old age is fifteen years older than I am (Humorous Quotes)
Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period (Humorous Quotes)
You can’t leave footprints in the sands of time if you’re sitting on your butt. And who wants to leave butt prints in the sands of time? (Humorous Quotes)
A God who cannot smile, could not have created this humorous universe (Humorous Quotes)
I’m just trying to portray what I find ironic or humorous (Humorous Quotes)
The world is an infinitely fascinating, tragic and humorous place (Humorous Quotes)
I’ve always tried to explore the humorous aspects of life (Humorous Quotes)
A clever, imaginative, humorous request can open closed doors and closed minds (Humorous Quotes)
There’s a humorous side to every situation. The challenge is to find it (Humorous Quotes)
I am drawn to humorous art that is ironic (Humorous Quotes)
Go to humorous events at comedy clubs and watch laughable movies (Humorous Quotes)
If one tends to be a humorous person and you have a sense of humor the rest of your life then you can certainly lighten the load, I think, by bringing that to your trials and tribulations. It’s easy to have a sense of humor when everything is going well (Humorous Quotes)
I love sharing my stories and experiences with people and connecting to them on both a humorous and emotional level (Humorous Quotes)
In my serious work I am striving for the essence of things and for goals which are possibly unobtainable. On the other hand, everything humorous has great attraction for me, and a childish streak leads me into all kinds of frivolous endeavour (Humorous Quotes)