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You don't need someone to complete you. You only need someone to accept you completely
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If cats could talk, they wouldn't
When I first saw you I fell in love, and you smiled because you knew
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You had me at hello
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken
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Men go shopping to buy what they need. Women go shopping to find out what they want
The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why
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Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results
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You do remember things that people say in movies. You remember particular lines and things that are funny. But, you also remember really strong images. Images have a way of bypassing your brain and hitting you emotionally. There are so many things from movies that are remembered, that are just looks on people’s faces or incredible vistas or beautiful pictures. That is a very important part of cinema.  (Funny Quotes) My biggest influence is someone I really don’t know at all: Tina Fey. Smart, funny, beautiful, self-deprecating, also a mom and a wife.  (Funny Quotes) I didn’t grow up identifying with beauty. I grew up thinking I could be smart and funny - those are the things I got feedback on.  (Funny Quotes) It’s funny how, when things seem the darkest, moments of beauty present themselves in the most unexpected places.  (Funny Quotes) I don’t care what the haters and naysayers say. If they make jokes about me, I’ll laugh because they’ll probably be funny.  (Funny Quotes) There are precedents for what happens when societies allow the divide between rich and poor to get so huge that it stops being funny and starts becoming a sick, blood-boiling joke. If you had a Tardis, you could go back to 1917 and ask the Russian royal family how it was all going.  (Funny Quotes) At home in L.A., Sunday is lazy. It’s the wife and me lying in bed with coffee, watching ‘The Soup’ or something funny on TiVo. The kid will occasionally join us. Eventually, breakfast is at a place down the street called Paty’s. And we always have some kind of great dinner - my wife makes a great roast beef.  (Funny Quotes) I tweet from bed. I love it because it’s so quick. And it’s funny. But it also leaves a lot of room for error because new people don’t sense the sarcasm - there’s no sarcasm font.  (Funny Quotes) It’s funny, isn’t it? When you are young you just want to be old, and then later you wish you could go back to being a kid.  (Funny Quotes) On the stage you’re there, it’s live. There’s a beginning, a middle, an end. When something is funny you hear it right away.  (Funny Quotes) You know, I’ve always thought that it would be really funny if somebody made a romantic comedy where absolutely everything went well from beginning to end.  (Funny Quotes) You’re only as sick as your secrets. Either it comes out their way or my way. I talk about myself behind my back. And I’m funny about it.  (Funny Quotes) The funny thing is I’m not bothered or sad about being on my own - after all I’ve never had a husband.  (Funny Quotes) Jason [Nash] is just someone that I’ve known socially and through his stand-up, seeing him do different comedy shows, and I just really like him. I think he’s a funny guy and he has a unique perspective on being a dad and a husband.  (Funny Quotes) At the end of the day I’m writing comedy. If you get too realistic as a comedy writer with your disasters, it stops being funny.  (Funny Quotes) It feels amazing to just be here and be able to share my jokes with the world. It’s not so much about being a girl, it’s about being a funny comic.  (Funny Quotes) Don’t make being a girl or a victim part of your stand-up act. If you encounter sexism in the business, don’t bring it on stage; it’s not funny.  (Funny Quotes) I am the ultimate California girl, which is funny, being that I’m Canadian  (Funny Quotes) Every set has their own personalities and their own quirks. It’s funny comparing starring in a show to going in and doing recurring work - there’s already a rhythm that’s been established, and people know each other so well. It’s like being a guest in someone else’s home.  (Funny Quotes) If you can’t be a hero, you can at least be funny while being a chicken  (Funny Quotes) I used to love being the class clown. I loved to make jokes and make people laugh. There was a set of students who would find it funny. But the cool students were like, ‘Eeew!’  (Funny Quotes) And I think that being able to make people laugh and write a book that’s funny makes the information go down a lot easier and it makes it a lot more fun to read, easier to understand, and often stronger. So there’s all kinds of advantages to it.  (Funny Quotes) Rapping can be repetition sometimes. Sometimes you gotta highlight your words in a certain kind of way. So I always was a fan of sing-rapping. It was always funny to me a little bit, and I think that being funny and being able to laugh, even at yourself, is a form of flattery.  (Funny Quotes) Whether it’s an innate ability or an acquired way of regarding the world around us, being labeled as funny can only be accepted as a compliment.  (Funny Quotes) It’s funny. People often compare me to other humor essayists. They’re usually quite nice comparisons; I will accept those gladly. But I am always sort of appalled at the idea of being lumped with other, more chick-y female writers. And the truth is probably that neither comparison is accurate.  (Funny Quotes) Friends’ played in this territory of being funny, and then also just grabbing your heart. And not afraid of that. It was a comedic soap opera. Not being afraid to have an audience feel something, laugh and cry, was quite extraordinary and quite wonderful.  (Funny Quotes) In addition to being an extraordinary actor, Bryan Cranston is a really generous guy and also very funny.  (Funny Quotes) The first obligation I have is to be funny; it’s my first impulse and an instinct. I like being funny and finding the jokes.  (Funny Quotes) The funny thing about making this record and being away from the girls and on my own in LA is that it allowed me to reflect on how much we’ve accomplished.  (Funny Quotes) I am not a trained writer and I don’t think anyone would accuse me of being a funny person. But I feel God has truly blessed me.  (Funny Quotes)
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