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Funny Inspirational Quotes

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I try to stick to a vegan diet heavy on fruit and vegetables  (Funny Inspirational Quotes) I think there’s something odd about eating another living anything  (Funny Inspirational Quotes) How can I have morning sickness when I don’t get up till noon?  (Funny Inspirational Quotes) Software sucks because users demand it to  (Funny Inspirational Quotes) Stop waiting for Prince Charming. Get up and find him. The poor idiot may be stuck in a tree or something  (Funny Inspirational Quotes) You can’t leave footprints in the sands of time if you’re sitting on your butt. And who wants to leave butt prints in the sands of time?  (Funny Inspirational Quotes) To think is easy. To act is hard. But the hardest thing in the world is to act in accordance with your thinking  (Funny Inspirational Quotes) Life isn’t finding shelter in the storm. It’s about learning to dance in the rain.  (Funny Inspirational Quotes) Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them... well, I have others.  (Funny Inspirational Quotes) I don’t measure a man’s success by how high he climbs but how high he bounces when he hits bottom.  (Funny Inspirational Quotes) Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet  (Funny Inspirational Quotes) The secret of business is to know something that nobody else knows  (Funny Inspirational Quotes) Don’t let someone who has done nothing tell you how to do anything  (Funny Inspirational Quotes) Readers are plentiful; thinkers are rare  (Funny Inspirational Quotes) Behold the turtle. He makes progress only when he sticks his neck out  (Funny Inspirational Quotes) I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn’t itch  (Funny Inspirational Quotes) Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee  (Funny Inspirational Quotes) I am where I am because I believe in all possibilities  (Funny Inspirational Quotes) If you rest, you rust  (Funny Inspirational Quotes) The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy  (Funny Inspirational Quotes) Life itself still remains a very effective therapist  (Funny Inspirational Quotes) The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down  (Funny Inspirational Quotes) Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper  (Funny Inspirational Quotes) You never came out the way you came in  (Funny Inspirational Quotes) Women tend to be problem solvers. We work together  (Funny Inspirational Quotes) I can get ready in 10 minutes  (Funny Inspirational Quotes) I’m a big health food freak and a vegetarian devotee  (Funny Inspirational Quotes) Computers are good at following instructions, but not at reading your mind  (Funny Inspirational Quotes) Never abandon your dreams. You may regret it for the rest of your life  (Funny Inspirational Quotes) Every sweet, humble young model is only one campaign away from becoming a fashion monster  (Funny Inspirational Quotes)
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