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Funny Inspirational Quotes

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they’re finished, I climb out Picture Quote #1

The first law of dietetics seems to be: if it tastes good, it’s bad for you Picture Quote #1

If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you Picture Quote #1

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more Picture Quote #1

I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal Picture Quote #1

Life isn’t finding shelter in the storm. It’s about learning to dance in the rain Picture Quote #1

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I don’t remember who said this, but there really are places in the heart you don’t even know exist until you love a child Picture Quote #1

All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it Picture Quote #1

Don’t waste your energy trying to educate or change opinions; go over, under, through, and opinions will change organically when you’re the boss. Or they won’t. Who cares? Do your thing, and don’t care if they like it Picture Quote #1

Those who believe they can do something and those who believe they can’t are both right Picture Quote #1

There are, always and only, the bad people, but some of them are on opposite sides Picture Quote #1

There is no magic to achievement. It’s really about hard work, choices, and persistence Picture Quote #1

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The data is clear: If you give a woman an opportunity, she will make a huge difference Picture Quote #1

Killing animals for sport, for pleasure, for adventure, and for hides and furs is a phenomena which is at once disgusting and distressing. There is no justification in indulging is such acts of brutality Picture Quote #1

You know what they say when a supermodel gets pregnant? Now she’s eating for one Picture Quote #1

Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn’t any. But this wrongs the jackass Picture Quote #1

The history of the world is the history of a few men who had faith in themselves Picture Quote #1

When you’re out of willpower you call on stubbornness, that’s the trick Picture Quote #1

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Everyone has a doctor in him or her; we just have to help it in its work. The natural healing force within each one of us is the greatest force in getting well. Our food should be our medicine. Our medicine should be our food. But to eat when you are sick, is to feed your sickness Picture Quote #1

Among the most striking things that I have learned is how much we have in common. I’ve sat down with people everywhere, discussing what was in their hearts and on their minds. And it doesn’t take long to find commonality, which is often overlooked, ignored, dismissed, and rejected otherwise Picture Quote #1

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter Picture Quote #1

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go Picture Quote #1

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else Picture Quote #1

Sometimes you just have to put on lip gloss and pretend to be psyched Picture Quote #1

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You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club Picture Quote #1

You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life Picture Quote #1

Here is the test to find whether your mission on Earth is finished: if you're alive, it isn't Picture Quote #1

The price of success is hard work, dedication to the job at hand, and the determination that whether we win or lose, we have applied the best of ourselves to the task at hand Picture Quote #1

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When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they’re finished, I climb out (Funny Inspirational Quotes) The first law of dietetics seems to be: if it tastes good, it’s bad for you (Funny Inspirational Quotes) If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you (Funny Inspirational Quotes) Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more (Funny Inspirational Quotes) I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal (Funny Inspirational Quotes) Life isn’t finding shelter in the storm. It’s about learning to dance in the rain (Funny Inspirational Quotes) I don’t remember who said this, but there really are places in the heart you don’t even know exist until you love a child (Funny Inspirational Quotes) All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it (Funny Inspirational Quotes) Don’t waste your energy trying to educate or change opinions; go over, under, through, and opinions will change organically when you’re the boss. Or they won’t. Who cares? Do your thing, and don’t care if they like it (Funny Inspirational Quotes) Those who believe they can do something and those who believe they can’t are both right (Funny Inspirational Quotes) There are, always and only, the bad people, but some of them are on opposite sides (Funny Inspirational Quotes) There is no magic to achievement. It’s really about hard work, choices, and persistence (Funny Inspirational Quotes) The data is clear: If you give a woman an opportunity, she will make a huge difference (Funny Inspirational Quotes) Killing animals for sport, for pleasure, for adventure, and for hides and furs is a phenomena which is at once disgusting and distressing. There is no justification in indulging is such acts of brutality (Funny Inspirational Quotes) You know what they say when a supermodel gets pregnant? Now she’s eating for one (Funny Inspirational Quotes) Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn’t any. But this wrongs the jackass (Funny Inspirational Quotes) The history of the world is the history of a few men who had faith in themselves (Funny Inspirational Quotes) When you’re out of willpower you call on stubbornness, that’s the trick (Funny Inspirational Quotes) Everyone has a doctor in him or her; we just have to help it in its work. The natural healing force within each one of us is the greatest force in getting well. Our food should be our medicine. Our medicine should be our food. But to eat when you are sick, is to feed your sickness (Funny Inspirational Quotes) Among the most striking things that I have learned is how much we have in common. I’ve sat down with people everywhere, discussing what was in their hearts and on their minds. And it doesn’t take long to find commonality, which is often overlooked, ignored, dismissed, and rejected otherwise (Funny Inspirational Quotes) Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter (Funny Inspirational Quotes) Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go (Funny Inspirational Quotes) Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else (Funny Inspirational Quotes) Sometimes you just have to put on lip gloss and pretend to be psyched (Funny Inspirational Quotes) You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club (Funny Inspirational Quotes) You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life (Funny Inspirational Quotes) Here is the test to find whether your mission on Earth is finished: if you're alive, it isn't (Funny Inspirational Quotes) The price of success is hard work, dedication to the job at hand, and the determination that whether we win or lose, we have applied the best of ourselves to the task at hand (Funny Inspirational Quotes)

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