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Funny Inspirational Quotes

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing Picture Quote #1

To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses first Picture Quote #1

When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half Picture Quote #1

I don’t have false teeth. Do you think I’d buy teeth like these? Picture Quote #1

Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proved it correct, not tried it Picture Quote #1

There’s a little truth in all jive, and a little jive in all truth Picture Quote #1

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We all obsess about what we are doing and accomplishing. What if we let it go and simply made the way we live our lives our accomplishment? Picture Quote #1

The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him Picture Quote #1

I don’t care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members Picture Quote #1

Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them... well, I have others Picture Quote #1

Life is like the stock market. Some days you’re up. Some days you’re down. And some days you feel like something the bull left behind Picture Quote #1

If you don’t like the road you’re walking, start paving another one Picture Quote #1

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Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone? Picture Quote #1

Life isn’t finding shelter in the storm. It’s about learning to dance in the rain Picture Quote #1

All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it Picture Quote #1

The history of the world is the history of a few men who had faith in themselves Picture Quote #1

When you’re out of willpower you call on stubbornness, that’s the trick Picture Quote #1

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter Picture Quote #1

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Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go Picture Quote #1

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else Picture Quote #1

Sometimes you just have to put on lip gloss and pretend to be psyched Picture Quote #1

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club Picture Quote #1

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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing (Funny Inspirational Quotes) To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses first (Funny Inspirational Quotes) When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half (Funny Inspirational Quotes) I don’t have false teeth. Do you think I’d buy teeth like these? (Funny Inspirational Quotes) Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proved it correct, not tried it (Funny Inspirational Quotes) There’s a little truth in all jive, and a little jive in all truth (Funny Inspirational Quotes) We all obsess about what we are doing and accomplishing. What if we let it go and simply made the way we live our lives our accomplishment? (Funny Inspirational Quotes) The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him (Funny Inspirational Quotes) I don’t care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members (Funny Inspirational Quotes) Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them... well, I have others (Funny Inspirational Quotes) Life is like the stock market. Some days you’re up. Some days you’re down. And some days you feel like something the bull left behind (Funny Inspirational Quotes) If you don’t like the road you’re walking, start paving another one (Funny Inspirational Quotes) Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone? (Funny Inspirational Quotes) Life isn’t finding shelter in the storm. It’s about learning to dance in the rain (Funny Inspirational Quotes) All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it (Funny Inspirational Quotes) The history of the world is the history of a few men who had faith in themselves (Funny Inspirational Quotes) When you’re out of willpower you call on stubbornness, that’s the trick (Funny Inspirational Quotes) Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter (Funny Inspirational Quotes) Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go (Funny Inspirational Quotes) Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else (Funny Inspirational Quotes) Sometimes you just have to put on lip gloss and pretend to be psyched (Funny Inspirational Quotes) You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club (Funny Inspirational Quotes)

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