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Funny Food Quotes

Money may not buy happiness, but it's better to cry in a Lamborghini - Funny Quotes
The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why - Mark Twain Quotes
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is - Funny Quotes
And then you meet one person and your life changes forever - Love Quotes
The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary - Work Quotes
Together is my favorite place to be - Love Quotes
A true friend is someone who accepts your past, supports your present and encourages your future - Friend Quotes
The darkest nights produce the brightest stars - Motivational Quotes
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Calories don't count on the weekend  (Funny Food Quotes) I want to grow my own food but I can't find any bacon seeds  (Funny Food Quotes) Stressed spelled backwards is desserts  (Funny Food Quotes) Forget love. I'd rather fall in chocolate  (Funny Food Quotes) Life is short, eat dessert first  (Funny Food Quotes) When no one understands you there's chocolate  (Funny Food Quotes) My burrito slowly fell apart  (Funny Food Quotes) Me at night  (Funny Food Quotes) If it doesn't have meat... it's a snack  (Funny Food Quotes) I love you more than cupcakes  (Funny Food Quotes) A party without cake is just a meeting  (Funny Food Quotes) Unless you are a pizza, the answer is yes, I can live without you  (Funny Food Quotes) You’ve accidentally given me the food that my food eats  (Funny Food Quotes) You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world, and there's still going to be somebody who hates peaches  (Funny Food Quotes) You can't buy happiness, but you can buy ice cream. And thats kind of the same thing  (Funny Food Quotes) Chocolate comes from cocoa, which comes out of a tree. That makes it a Plant. Therefore, chocolate counts as a salad. The End  (Funny Food Quotes) Square box, round pizza, triangle slices. I'm confused!  (Funny Food Quotes) "I really regret eating healthy today" - said no one ever  (Funny Food Quotes) Goes to McDonald's, orders unhappy meal  (Funny Food Quotes) Food is my best friend  (Funny Food Quotes) When you're starving and see the food coming  (Funny Food Quotes) Bacon wrapped shrimp. My number 1 favorite food wrapped around my number 3 favorite food  (Funny Food Quotes) Buy a weeks worth of food. Get some fast food on the way home  (Funny Food Quotes) In America you can buy heart attacks  (Funny Food Quotes) I can’t take this long distance relationship anymore. Fridge, you’re coming to my room  (Funny Food Quotes) Walking down the junk food aisle like  (Funny Food Quotes) Nice try, mom  (Funny Food Quotes) When grandma hears you haven’t eaten  (Funny Food Quotes) Did somebody say food?  (Funny Food Quotes)
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