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Oh my gosh, look, it's food! I love food. I can't even remember what we were talking about  (Funny Food Quotes) Food is my best friend  (Funny Food Quotes) Goes to McDonald's, orders unhappy meal  (Funny Food Quotes) You can't buy happiness, but you can buy ice cream. And thats kind of the same thing  (Funny Food Quotes) Chocolate comes from cocoa, which comes out of a tree. That makes it a Plant. Therefore, chocolate counts as a salad. The End  (Funny Food Quotes) "I really regret eating healthy today" - said no one ever  (Funny Food Quotes) Square box, round pizza, triangle slices. I'm confused!  (Funny Food Quotes) Chocolate is always a good idea  (Funny Food Quotes) Do not reward yourself with food, you’re not a dog  (Funny Food Quotes) I’ve always got room for ice cream  (Funny Food Quotes) Going to McDonald's to get a salad is like going to a brothel for a hug  (Funny Food Quotes) I’ll order some fries for myself so I don’t have to eat from yours. Said no girlfriend ever  (Funny Food Quotes) Nutrition facts are useless, just show me how long I have to be at the gym if I eat this.  (Funny Food Quotes) in the morning i'm like "Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels", but by the evening i'm like "Eat all the food!"  (Funny Food Quotes) Dear microwave, please tell me why is my plate so hot and my food so cold?  (Funny Food Quotes) Getting home after buying all your favorite foods from the grocery store  (Funny Food Quotes) Let just skip the bowl and put the food directly in my mouth  (Funny Food Quotes) Eat less sugar, you're sweet enough already  (Funny Food Quotes) Either you like bacon or you're wrong  (Funny Food Quotes) Will you marry me! Yes pizza, I will marry you  (Funny Food Quotes) How I feel waiting for food on cheat day  (Funny Food Quotes) I freaking love cake  (Funny Food Quotes) I'll get my own damn food  (Funny Food Quotes) Put food in me  (Funny Food Quotes) Pizza with burgers in the crust  (Funny Food Quotes) I love food more than I love people  (Funny Food Quotes) What! That airplane tasted just like peas  (Funny Food Quotes) Too much food? YOLO  (Funny Food Quotes) Diet starts next week  (Funny Food Quotes) Diet starts next week quote  (Funny Food Quotes)
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