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Well played Taco Bell (Funny Food Quotes)
Tonight, we feast (Funny Food Quotes)
You can do a lot for your diet by eliminating foods that have mascots (Funny Food Quotes)
I thought I was clear... I do not like the brown triangles (Funny Food Quotes)
There must be a mistake. You've accidentally given me the food that my food eats (Funny Food Quotes)
Vacation calories don't count (Funny Food Quotes)
How I think I look like eating chocolate. How I really look like (Funny Food Quotes)
Cat food detected, raise perirscope (Funny Food Quotes)
Mixed nuts are cashews with obstacles (Funny Food Quotes)
Natures Skittles (Funny Food Quotes)
Don’t be eye candy. Be soul food (Funny Food Quotes)
College food. Dinner is served (Funny Food Quotes)
When you already started eating and someone says “Lets pray” (Funny Food Quotes)
Mom's kitchen. She always had two things on the menu. Take it.... or leave it (Funny Food Quotes)
Fast food. More powerful than a super hero’s willpower (Funny Food Quotes)
Muffin? Our time together was so short (Funny Food Quotes)
Excuse me (Funny Food Quotes)
This is me thinking about Thanksgiving (Funny Food Quotes)
Where is my food? When is it coming? What did I order, anyway? (Funny Food Quotes)
Somebody dies and people eat your food. Funny how that works (Funny Food Quotes)
As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it (Funny Food Quotes)
If we are going to pay this much for crab, it better sing and dance and introduce us to the Little Mermaid (Funny Food Quotes)
Whenever I feel sad, I just go to my happy place. The fridge (Funny Food Quotes)
Eat whatever you want, and if anyone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too! (Funny Food Quotes)
Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Wait, wait. I worry what you just heard was "Give me a lot of bacon and eggs." What I said was, "Give me all the bacon and eggs you have." Do you understand? (Funny Food Quotes)
Really? You're not scared to eat here? When I eat, it is the food that is scared (Funny Food Quotes)
The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later you're hungry again (Funny Food Quotes)
Never trust a skinny cook (Funny Food Quotes)
Soup is just a way of screwing you out of a meal (Funny Food Quotes)
Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first (Funny Food Quotes)