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Funny Drinking Quotes

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So who is this “moderation” everyone keeps telling me to drink with?  (Funny Drinking Quotes) Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with, that it's compounding a felony  (Funny Drinking Quotes) Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living  (Funny Drinking Quotes) My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle  (Funny Drinking Quotes) Not everyone who drinks is a poet. Some of us drink because we’re not poets  (Funny Drinking Quotes) Nobody cares that you’re smart and nobody cares that your kids don’t have bruises  (Funny Drinking Quotes) There is no bad whiskey. There are only some whiskeys that aren’t as good as others  (Funny Drinking Quotes) Writer’s block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol  (Funny Drinking Quotes) I went to the worst of bars hoping to get killed but all I could do was to get drunk again  (Funny Drinking Quotes) Drink today, and drown all sorrow; You shall perhaps not do it tomorrow; Best, while you have it, use your breath; There is no drinking after death  (Funny Drinking Quotes) Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder  (Funny Drinking Quotes) I can resist everything except temptation  (Funny Drinking Quotes) If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon  (Funny Drinking Quotes) Trumpets are a bit more adventurous; they're drunk! Trumpeters are generally drunk. It wets their whistle  (Funny Drinking Quotes)
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