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Funny Alcohol Quotes

I only drink on two occasions, when it's my birthday, and when it's not Picture Quote #1

Drank last night. Forgot to put water by the bed Picture Quote #1

Say when. When Picture Quote #1

Just one bottle tonight! Picture Quote #1

I can't wait to get home and pour myself dinner Picture Quote #1

I think I'm the reason my guardian angel has a drinking problem Picture Quote #1

I don't get drunk. I get awesome Picture Quote #1

I wish I could trade my heart in for another liver. Then I could drink more and care less Picture Quote #1

Fine. Just

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading Picture Quote #1

Too lazy to mix, do it in mouth Picture Quote #1

When someone asks

The voices in my head are all demanding drinks Picture Quote #1

I drink therefore I am Picture Quote #1

Here’s to blacking out! Picture Quote #1

I'm never drinking again. Ever Picture Quote #1

But why is the rum gone? Picture Quote #1

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day Picture Quote #1

The liquor's calling the shots now, Randy Picture Quote #1

If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt Picture Quote #1

Irish aerobics Picture Quote #1

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut Picture Quote #2

Someday when you have kids of your own, you'll understand why mommy and daddy drink Picture Quote #1

I thought two bottles per person would be enough, maybe if we were in high school Picture Quote #1

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth Picture Quote #1

I saw this wino eating grapes. I was like, dude, you have to wait Picture Quote #1

Hurry, dear... if you miss the bus you’ll have to walk ‘cause mommy can’t drink and drive Picture Quote #1

So who is this “moderation” everyone keeps telling me to drink with? Picture Quote #1

For the first time, in a very long time, she was truly happy. Then she remembered, she was drunk Picture Quote #1

Woman first tempted man to eat; he took to drinking of his own accord Picture Quote #1

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I only drink on two occasions, when it's my birthday, and when it's not (Funny Alcohol Quotes) Drank last night. Forgot to put water by the bed (Funny Alcohol Quotes) Say when. When (Funny Alcohol Quotes) Just one bottle tonight! (Funny Alcohol Quotes) I can't wait to get home and pour myself dinner (Funny Alcohol Quotes) I think I'm the reason my guardian angel has a drinking problem (Funny Alcohol Quotes) I don't get drunk. I get awesome (Funny Alcohol Quotes) I wish I could trade my heart in for another liver. Then I could drink more and care less (Funny Alcohol Quotes) Fine. Just "one" more drink and we can go (Funny Alcohol Quotes) When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading (Funny Alcohol Quotes) Too lazy to mix, do it in mouth (Funny Alcohol Quotes) When someone asks "where is your Xmas spirit", is it wrong to point to the liquor cabinet? (Funny Alcohol Quotes) The voices in my head are all demanding drinks (Funny Alcohol Quotes) I drink therefore I am (Funny Alcohol Quotes) Here’s to blacking out! (Funny Alcohol Quotes) I'm never drinking again. Ever (Funny Alcohol Quotes) But why is the rum gone? (Funny Alcohol Quotes) I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day (Funny Alcohol Quotes) The liquor's calling the shots now, Randy (Funny Alcohol Quotes) If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt (Funny Alcohol Quotes) Irish aerobics (Funny Alcohol Quotes) Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut (Funny Alcohol Quotes) Someday when you have kids of your own, you'll understand why mommy and daddy drink (Funny Alcohol Quotes) I thought two bottles per person would be enough, maybe if we were in high school (Funny Alcohol Quotes) It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth (Funny Alcohol Quotes) I saw this wino eating grapes. I was like, dude, you have to wait (Funny Alcohol Quotes) Hurry, dear... if you miss the bus you’ll have to walk ‘cause mommy can’t drink and drive (Funny Alcohol Quotes) So who is this “moderation” everyone keeps telling me to drink with? (Funny Alcohol Quotes) For the first time, in a very long time, she was truly happy. Then she remembered, she was drunk (Funny Alcohol Quotes) Woman first tempted man to eat; he took to drinking of his own accord (Funny Alcohol Quotes)

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