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Funny Alcohol Quotes

Keeping one's guests supplied with liquor is the first law of hospitality Picture Quote #1

Water.... I'm thirsty not dirty Picture Quote #1

My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle Picture Quote #1

I believe that when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade - and then try to find someone whose life is giving them vodka, and have a party Picture Quote #1

No animal ever invented anything so bad as drunkenness - or so good as drink Picture Quote #1

One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time Picture Quote #1

Everything in moderation, including moderation Picture Quote #1

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Keeping one's guests supplied with liquor is the first law of hospitality (Funny Alcohol Quotes) Water.... I'm thirsty not dirty (Funny Alcohol Quotes) My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle (Funny Alcohol Quotes) I believe that when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade - and then try to find someone whose life is giving them vodka, and have a party (Funny Alcohol Quotes) No animal ever invented anything so bad as drunkenness - or so good as drink (Funny Alcohol Quotes) One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time (Funny Alcohol Quotes) Everything in moderation, including moderation (Funny Alcohol Quotes)

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