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Men go shopping to buy what they need. Women go shopping to find out what they want
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You don't need someone to complete you. You only need someone to accept you completely
The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why
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I like me a little bit more when i'm with you
Don't look back you're not going that way
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What a beautiful world it would be if people had hearts like dogs
I meant to behave but there were too many other options
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Money may not buy happiness, but it's better to cry in a Lamborghini
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