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Me every Monday morning Picture Quote #1

Buy a weeks worth of food. Get some fast food on the way home Picture Quote #1

This is how I feel when people fight on Facebook Picture Quote #1

The other side of the picture Picture Quote #1

You never yell when the cat does it Picture Quote #1

Chocolate makes your clothes shrink Picture Quote #1

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Don't bite the hand that feeds you - bite the other one Picture Quote #1

Do not want! Picture Quote #1

How can you not care? Like this Picture Quote #1

For some, there's therapy. For the rest of us there's chocolate Picture Quote #1

I told you I was sick Picture Quote #1

I'm smarter than you're Picture Quote #1

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Shopping is cheaper than therapy Picture Quote #1

If cats could talk, they wouldn't Picture Quote #1

Today was going great until, people Picture Quote #1

Ted has learned that Susan does indeed have a last nerve Picture Quote #1

Feed me so i can take a nap Picture Quote #1

Just what part of meow don't you understand Picture Quote #1

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Life is short. False. It's the longest thing you do Picture Quote #1

Bad things happen to good people because its funnier Picture Quote #1

Please cancel my subscription to your issues Picture Quote #1

My life so far Picture Quote #1

Always remember, it's better to arrive late than to arrive ugly Picture Quote #1

It's simple, if it jiggles, it's fat Picture Quote #1

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I have nothing to wear Picture Quote #1

Both of us can't look good at the same time - it's me or the house. Picture Quote #1

Today the dog. Tomorrow the world Picture Quote #1

Thank goodness pets can't talk, they all know too much Picture Quote #1

Now I can get fat Picture Quote #1

Well, I am not usually one for speeches. So, goodbye Picture Quote #1

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Me every Monday morning (Funniest Quotes Ever) Buy a weeks worth of food. Get some fast food on the way home (Funniest Quotes Ever) This is how I feel when people fight on Facebook (Funniest Quotes Ever) The other side of the picture (Funniest Quotes Ever) You never yell when the cat does it (Funniest Quotes Ever) Chocolate makes your clothes shrink (Funniest Quotes Ever) Don't bite the hand that feeds you - bite the other one (Funniest Quotes Ever) Do not want! (Funniest Quotes Ever) How can you not care? Like this (Funniest Quotes Ever) For some, there's therapy. For the rest of us there's chocolate (Funniest Quotes Ever) I told you I was sick (Funniest Quotes Ever) I'm smarter than you're (Funniest Quotes Ever) Shopping is cheaper than therapy (Funniest Quotes Ever) If cats could talk, they wouldn't (Funniest Quotes Ever) Today was going great until, people (Funniest Quotes Ever) Ted has learned that Susan does indeed have a last nerve (Funniest Quotes Ever) Feed me so i can take a nap (Funniest Quotes Ever) Just what part of meow don't you understand (Funniest Quotes Ever) Life is short. False. It's the longest thing you do (Funniest Quotes Ever) Bad things happen to good people because its funnier (Funniest Quotes Ever) Please cancel my subscription to your issues (Funniest Quotes Ever) My life so far (Funniest Quotes Ever) Always remember, it's better to arrive late than to arrive ugly (Funniest Quotes Ever) It's simple, if it jiggles, it's fat (Funniest Quotes Ever) I have nothing to wear (Funniest Quotes Ever) Both of us can't look good at the same time - it's me or the house. (Funniest Quotes Ever) Today the dog. Tomorrow the world (Funniest Quotes Ever) Thank goodness pets can't talk, they all know too much (Funniest Quotes Ever) Now I can get fat (Funniest Quotes Ever) Well, I am not usually one for speeches. So, goodbye (Funniest Quotes Ever)

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