You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes
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You might be a redneck if your bumper sticker says, My other car is a combine (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)
You might be a redneck if your birth announcement included the word rug rat (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)
You might be a redneck if your most expensive shoes have numbers on the heels (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)
You might be a redneck if your favorite T-shirt is offensive in thirteen states (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)
You might be a redneck if your handkerchief doubles as your shirt sleeve (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)
You might be a redneck if you celebrate Groundhog Day because you believe in it (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)
You might be a redneck if when you run out of gas, you put gin in the gas tank (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)
You might be a redneck if every electrical outlet in your house is a fire hazard (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)
You might be a redneck if your parakeet knows the phrase Open up, Police (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)
You might be a redneck if... your high school basketball game got rained out (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)
You might be a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for wedding pictures (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)
You might be a redneck if you think that beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the major food groups (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)
You might be a redneck if you see a sign that says Say No To Crack and it reminds you to pull your jeans up (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)
You might be a redneck if... Your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy size bottle of ketchup (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)
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