You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes
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You might be a redneck if the UFO hotline limits you to one call a day (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)
You might be a redneck if your local ambulance has a trailer hitch (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)
You might be a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for wedding pictures (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)
You might be a redneck if you think that beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the major food groups (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)
You might be a redneck if your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)
You might be a redneck if your anniversary present was getting the septic tank pumped (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)
You might be a redneck if you wish your outhouse was as nice as those at the state park (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)
If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)
You might be a redneck if... Your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy size bottle of ketchup (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)
You might be a redneck if you see a sign that says Say No To Crack and it reminds you to pull your jeans up (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)










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