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You idiot! I’m sure you’re right, but why? (Very Funny Quotes)
Thank goodness pets can't talk, they all know too much (Very Funny Quotes)
Me. Internet. Life goals (Very Funny Quotes)
How I feel without makeup (Very Funny Quotes)
When mom is alone with the baby. When dad is alone with the baby (Very Funny Quotes)
It's behind me isn't it (Very Funny Quotes)
All I ask is that you treat me no differently than you would a queen (Very Funny Quotes)
Why she might be upset. Part 1 (Very Funny Quotes)
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished (Very Funny Quotes)
But mooooom (Very Funny Quotes)
Girls checking out men. Men checking out girls Daaaaamn!! (Very Funny Quotes)
Will you marry me! Yes pizza, I will marry you (Very Funny Quotes)
Me every Monday morning (Very Funny Quotes)
It’s... so... beautiful (Very Funny Quotes)
My wife and i were happy for 20 years. Then we met (Very Funny Quotes)
Yoga. Vodka (Very Funny Quotes)
Nailed it (Very Funny Quotes)
Now I can get fat (Very Funny Quotes)
If cats could talk, they wouldn't (Very Funny Quotes)
How to handle stress like a dog. If you can't eat it or play with it, then pee on it and walk away (Very Funny Quotes)
The doctor said it's cooties... I think you should get yourself checked (Very Funny Quotes)
Dude, I'm joking you are not adopted (Very Funny Quotes)
I have so much to do that I'm going to bed (Very Funny Quotes)
Go on, tell them I ate your homework. They'll never believe you (Very Funny Quotes)
Mom told me not to touch it (Very Funny Quotes)
Feed me so i can take a nap (Very Funny Quotes)
If I ignore it will it go away?? (Very Funny Quotes)
in the morning i'm like "Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels", but by the evening i'm like "Eat all the food!" (Very Funny Quotes)
A chance to do the right thing. I love those moments. I like to wave at them them as they pass by (Very Funny Quotes)
Guuuuurl... That bag does not go with that top! (Very Funny Quotes)