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Toilet Quotes

Oh well... I’d just been thinking, if you had died, you’d have been welcome to share my toilet Picture Quote #1

Remember, if you write anything nasty about me, I’ll come around and blow up your toilet Picture Quote #1

Martin Luther dreamed up Protestantism while sitting on the toilet at Wittenburg monastery, and we know what a big movement that became Picture Quote #1

I don’t think many people understand what racism is. The intellectuals use it like toilet paper; it’s something they can use. It’s not something they live Picture Quote #1

In Michigan, a liberal democrat raised taxes and kept their government programs at the same level. And guess what? Their economy continued into the toilet, it continued down Picture Quote #1

Castro couldn’t even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet Picture Quote #1

I walk into rooms and I don’t know why I’m there. I’m like, ‘why am I standing in front of the toilet now? Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you’ve ever stolen toilet paper from a public restroom Picture Quote #1

Most public bathrooms now have automatic toilet sensors. People can’t even be trusted to flush Picture Quote #1

From the time they get up in the morning and flush the toilet, they’re taxed. Then they go and get the cup of coffee, they’re taxed....This goes on all day long. Tax, tax, tax Picture Quote #1

You can’t put toilet paper in the toilet [in the space ship], so there’s a separate vacuum can in front of you on the wall and when you’re done, you put the toilet paper in there and seal that up Picture Quote #1

Make sure your bathroom is clean. If you’re having a girl over the house for the first time, make sure your toilet is clean, not disgusting. Guys’ bathrooms are always the most disgusting thing Picture Quote #1

I’m never quite as proud of myself as I am when my poops are large enough to clog a toilet Picture Quote #1

When you have kids remember to teach them how to hold your head over a toilet Picture Quote #1

Camping: The art of getting closer to nature while getting farther away from the nearest cold beverage, hot shower and flush toilet Picture Quote #1

Whats the worst thing to do to a blind person? Leave the plunger in the toilet Picture Quote #1

There is nothing as disgusting as the feeling you get the moment that your finger breaks through the toilet paper Picture Quote #1

Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end the faster it goes Picture Quote #1

If we make love today, I promise not to flush the used condoms down the toilet Picture Quote #1

I wish we could still cover neighborhood trees in toilet paper without feeling guilty about wasting precious resources Picture Quote #1

I must admit, the constant invasion of privacy was becoming a real concern. I’ve been asked for autographs while I’ve been doing laps in the pool and even in the toilet! Picture Quote #1

There’s no way you can use water to collect waste in zero gravity. So, basically, our toilet on shuttle operations is a vacuum cleaner. The urinal looks like a Shop-Vac hose. It has different-shaped fronts on it for males and females to use. The urine is sucked down that hose and goes into a tank Picture Quote #1

Mr. Speaker, a new report says only 7% of scientists believe in God. That is right. And the reason they gave was that the scientists are super smart. Unbelievable. Most of these absent-minded professors cannot find the toilet Picture Quote #1

In many parts of the world, more people have access to a mobile device than to a toilet or running water Picture Quote #1

Don’t let yourself fall into ‘empty.’ Keep cash in the house. Keep gas in your tank. Keep an extra roll of toilet paper squirreled away. Keep your phone charged Picture Quote #1

In the case of the classic Western helicopter parent, it starts with Baby Einstein and reward charts for toilet training, and it never really ends, which is why colleges have to devote so many resources to teaching parents how to leave their kids alone Picture Quote #1

Bad writing is not easier than good writing. It’s just as hard to make a toilet seat as it is a castle window. Only the view is different Picture Quote #1

I decided to build a studio in my house. We built it in my basement kitchen. I had the drummer up by the fish tank. I was in the toilet singing. The bass player was out by the shelves in the living room, and the guitarist was on the couch by the telly Picture Quote #1

Most public bathrooms now have automatic toilet sensors. People can’t even be trusted to flush Picture Quote #1

Alternating the thoughtful task of writing with the mindless work of laundry or dish washing will give you the breaks you need for new ideas and insights to occur. If you don’t know what comes next in the story... clean your toilet. Change the bed sheets. For Christ sakes, dust the computer. A better idea will come Picture Quote #1

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Oh well... I’d just been thinking, if you had died, you’d have been welcome to share my toilet (Toilet Quotes) Remember, if you write anything nasty about me, I’ll come around and blow up your toilet (Toilet Quotes) Martin Luther dreamed up Protestantism while sitting on the toilet at Wittenburg monastery, and we know what a big movement that became (Toilet Quotes) I don’t think many people understand what racism is. The intellectuals use it like toilet paper; it’s something they can use. It’s not something they live (Toilet Quotes) In Michigan, a liberal democrat raised taxes and kept their government programs at the same level. And guess what? Their economy continued into the toilet, it continued down (Toilet Quotes) Castro couldn’t even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet (Toilet Quotes) I walk into rooms and I don’t know why I’m there. I’m like, ‘why am I standing in front of the toilet now? (Toilet Quotes) You might be a redneck if you’ve ever stolen toilet paper from a public restroom (Toilet Quotes) Most public bathrooms now have automatic toilet sensors. People can’t even be trusted to flush (Toilet Quotes) From the time they get up in the morning and flush the toilet, they’re taxed. Then they go and get the cup of coffee, they’re taxed....This goes on all day long. Tax, tax, tax (Toilet Quotes) You can’t put toilet paper in the toilet [in the space ship], so there’s a separate vacuum can in front of you on the wall and when you’re done, you put the toilet paper in there and seal that up (Toilet Quotes) Make sure your bathroom is clean. If you’re having a girl over the house for the first time, make sure your toilet is clean, not disgusting. Guys’ bathrooms are always the most disgusting thing (Toilet Quotes) I’m never quite as proud of myself as I am when my poops are large enough to clog a toilet (Toilet Quotes) When you have kids remember to teach them how to hold your head over a toilet (Toilet Quotes) Camping: The art of getting closer to nature while getting farther away from the nearest cold beverage, hot shower and flush toilet (Toilet Quotes) Whats the worst thing to do to a blind person? Leave the plunger in the toilet (Toilet Quotes) There is nothing as disgusting as the feeling you get the moment that your finger breaks through the toilet paper (Toilet Quotes) Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end the faster it goes (Toilet Quotes) If we make love today, I promise not to flush the used condoms down the toilet (Toilet Quotes) I wish we could still cover neighborhood trees in toilet paper without feeling guilty about wasting precious resources (Toilet Quotes) I must admit, the constant invasion of privacy was becoming a real concern. I’ve been asked for autographs while I’ve been doing laps in the pool and even in the toilet! (Toilet Quotes) There’s no way you can use water to collect waste in zero gravity. So, basically, our toilet on shuttle operations is a vacuum cleaner. The urinal looks like a Shop-Vac hose. It has different-shaped fronts on it for males and females to use. The urine is sucked down that hose and goes into a tank (Toilet Quotes) Mr. Speaker, a new report says only 7% of scientists believe in God. That is right. And the reason they gave was that the scientists are super smart. Unbelievable. Most of these absent-minded professors cannot find the toilet (Toilet Quotes) In many parts of the world, more people have access to a mobile device than to a toilet or running water (Toilet Quotes) Don’t let yourself fall into ‘empty.’ Keep cash in the house. Keep gas in your tank. Keep an extra roll of toilet paper squirreled away. Keep your phone charged. (Toilet Quotes) In the case of the classic Western helicopter parent, it starts with Baby Einstein and reward charts for toilet training, and it never really ends, which is why colleges have to devote so many resources to teaching parents how to leave their kids alone. (Toilet Quotes) Bad writing is not easier than good writing. It’s just as hard to make a toilet seat as it is a castle window. Only the view is different. (Toilet Quotes) I decided to build a studio in my house. We built it in my basement kitchen. I had the drummer up by the fish tank. I was in the toilet singing. The bass player was out by the shelves in the living room, and the guitarist was on the couch by the telly. (Toilet Quotes) Most public bathrooms now have automatic toilet sensors. People can’t even be trusted to flush. (Toilet Quotes) Alternating the thoughtful task of writing with the mindless work of laundry or dish washing will give you the breaks you need for new ideas and insights to occur. If you don’t know what comes next in the story... clean your toilet. Change the bed sheets. For Christ sakes, dust the computer. A better idea will come. (Toilet Quotes)

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