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Toilet Quotes

I didn't know how serious it is to a female that you lift the lid Picture Quote #1
Yes, one of my many teacher superpowers is knowing when you really have to go to the restroom Picture Quote #1
I do all my interviews on the toilet Picture Quote #1
Life before toilet paper was not worth living Picture Quote #1
I’m a little thirsty, can I go drink out of your toilet? Picture Quote #1
She used my toothbrush to clean the toilet Picture Quote #1
You can flush my ashes down the toilet, for all I care Picture Quote #1
Life begins with everyone clapping when you poop, then goes downhill from there Picture Quote #1
I always have my best thoughts on the toilet Picture Quote #1
Man who stands on toilet, gets high on pot! Picture Quote #1
Stay humble as a writer: write on toilet paper Picture Quote #1
Time kept on and on like the cheapest toilet paper Picture Quote #1
I like getting toilet paper thrown at me Picture Quote #1
Yup, the toilet is my best friend before a show Picture Quote #1
Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet Picture Quote #1
How can you put out a meaningful drama when every fifteen minutes proceedings are interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits with toilet paper? No dramatic art form should be dictated and controlled by men whose training and instincts are cut of an entirely different cloth. The fact remains that these gentlemen sell consumer goods, not an art form Picture Quote #1
I have a very silly sense of humor. I’ve never laughed harder in my entire life than seeing someone with toilet paper stuck on the bottom of their shoe Picture Quote #1
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I didn't know how serious it is to a female that you lift the lid  (Toilet Quotes) Yes, one of my many teacher superpowers is knowing when you really have to go to the restroom  (Toilet Quotes) I do all my interviews on the toilet  (Toilet Quotes) Life before toilet paper was not worth living  (Toilet Quotes) I’m a little thirsty, can I go drink out of your toilet?  (Toilet Quotes) She used my toothbrush to clean the toilet  (Toilet Quotes) You can flush my ashes down the toilet, for all I care  (Toilet Quotes) Life begins with everyone clapping when you poop, then goes downhill from there  (Toilet Quotes) I always have my best thoughts on the toilet  (Toilet Quotes) Man who stands on toilet, gets high on pot!  (Toilet Quotes) Stay humble as a writer: write on toilet paper  (Toilet Quotes) Time kept on and on like the cheapest toilet paper  (Toilet Quotes) I like getting toilet paper thrown at me  (Toilet Quotes) Yup, the toilet is my best friend before a show  (Toilet Quotes) Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet  (Toilet Quotes) How can you put out a meaningful drama when every fifteen minutes proceedings are interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits with toilet paper? No dramatic art form should be dictated and controlled by men whose training and instincts are cut of an entirely different cloth. The fact remains that these gentlemen sell consumer goods, not an art form  (Toilet Quotes) I have a very silly sense of humor. I’ve never laughed harder in my entire life than seeing someone with toilet paper stuck on the bottom of their shoe  (Toilet Quotes)
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