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Toilet Quotes

If we all had what we wanted to eat... We’d have inflation in the toilet paper industry Picture Quote #1

The burden of keeping three people in toilet paper seemed to me rather a heavy one Picture Quote #1

Snap judgments? I’d gotten over those about the time I was toilet trained. Swore off diapers and faith in the human experience all in one week Picture Quote #1

Sometimes, to relieve stress, he would soak his feet in the toilet, a practice that was not as soothing for his collegues Picture Quote #1

Maybe I’ve moved to the dark side, but it’s clean and nice and we never run out of toilet paper Picture Quote #1

It’s probably not love if you don’t press your face to the toilet seat after they’ve used it to feel their warmth Picture Quote #1

Right now I’m scoring goals and I’m the king of the world. And a couple weeks ago I was almost in the toilet. So maybe you just forget to flush me Picture Quote #1

I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it’s because the water is cold in there. And I’m like: How did my mother know that? Picture Quote #1

The humble latrine, or flush toilet, reduces disease by twice as much as just putting in clean water Picture Quote #1

Undermine the entire economic structure of society by leaving the pay toilet door ajar so the next person can get in free Picture Quote #1

You don’t want to have to be the man and the woman in the relationship. I always say you want a man who can fix the toilet Picture Quote #1

I smoke so much weed that you wouldn’t believe and I get more ass then a toilet seat Picture Quote #1

I cut coupons, love specials and believe in buying toilet paper and toothpaste in bulk. It’s just who I am Picture Quote #1

The chili I ate made for an explosive bathroom experience. I don’t know how to put this delicately, but I missed the toilet entirely Picture Quote #1

Australia is an outdoor country. People only go inside to use the toilet. And that’s only a recent development Picture Quote #1

When you consider all the writers who never even had a machine. Who would have given an eyeball for a good typewriter. Any typewriter. All the ones who wrote on a matchbook covers. Paper bags. Toilet paper. Who had their writing destroyed by their jailers. Who persisted beyond all odds Picture Quote #1

There are little things that get on my nerves, like people who have reading material in their powder room. When you go in someone’s house, and next to the toilet they have a huge basket of magazines, I find that repellent. I recommend against straining while reading Picture Quote #1

You spend your whole life trying to get known and then you spend the rest of it hiding in the toilet Picture Quote #1

Sexy, no alcoholic, but she drink like a toilet. Told her do me a favor and put your mouth on this faucet Picture Quote #1

Lasorda’s standard reply when some new kid would ask directions to the whirlpool was to tell him to stick his foot in the toilet and flush it Picture Quote #1

There comes a time in every man’s life when he wakes up drunk on the toilet and begins to doubt the choices he has made. and when that time comes at least twice a day, every day. something needs to be done Picture Quote #1

How can you put out a meaningful drama when every fifteen minutes proceedings are interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits with toilet paper? No dramatic art form should be dictated and controlled by men whose training and instincts are cut of an entirely different cloth. The fact remains that these gentlemen sell consumer goods, not an art form Picture Quote #1

I’ll flush a copy of my bill down the toilet. You should be getting it in a couple of days Picture Quote #1

I don’t think you can get away with putting your talents in a toilet bowl and not having them flushed away. Forever. There is a level of murder of one’s soul and of the culture that they’re supposed to be feeding vitamins to Picture Quote #1

It’s expensive to keep communism alive today. I’ve already got a huge foreign debt staring me in the face, and I can’t reduce it by exporting tomatoes or toilet paper. We should be making dollars any way we can. And we should be exporting arms any way and every way, openly and secretly, legally or by smuggling, I don’t care how Picture Quote #1

How can you put on a meaningful drama when, every fifteen minutes, proceedings are interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits with toilet paper? Picture Quote #1

I am preparing myself for death. When I go to sleep, I try to keep myself smiling. So that when I die, I have a smile on my lips. I want an electric cremation. I don’t want any poems or fuss after that. And for heaven’s sake, don’t bring back my ashes. Flush them down the toilet if the crematorium refuses to keep them. If they tell you that I am dead, I want you to give a big laugh Picture Quote #1

When you go to jail, there’s so much simple stuff missing. You just want some good toilet paper or a real toothbrush, a real blanket and a real bed to lay in Picture Quote #1

Our forests are not for toilet paper. They are worth more standing than cut. That deserves to be defended, not only by native peoples but also by environmentalists Picture Quote #1

Literature has nothing to do with usefulness; the most useful place in any house is the toilet Picture Quote #1

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If we all had what we wanted to eat... We’d have inflation in the toilet paper industry (Toilet Quotes) The burden of keeping three people in toilet paper seemed to me rather a heavy one (Toilet Quotes) Snap judgments? I’d gotten over those about the time I was toilet trained. Swore off diapers and faith in the human experience all in one week (Toilet Quotes) Sometimes, to relieve stress, he would soak his feet in the toilet, a practice that was not as soothing for his collegues (Toilet Quotes) Maybe I’ve moved to the dark side, but it’s clean and nice and we never run out of toilet paper (Toilet Quotes) It’s probably not love if you don’t press your face to the toilet seat after they’ve used it to feel their warmth (Toilet Quotes) Right now I’m scoring goals and I’m the king of the world. And a couple weeks ago I was almost in the toilet. So maybe you just forget to flush me (Toilet Quotes) I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it’s because the water is cold in there. And I’m like: How did my mother know that? (Toilet Quotes) The humble latrine, or flush toilet, reduces disease by twice as much as just putting in clean water (Toilet Quotes) Undermine the entire economic structure of society by leaving the pay toilet door ajar so the next person can get in free (Toilet Quotes) You don’t want to have to be the man and the woman in the relationship. I always say you want a man who can fix the toilet (Toilet Quotes) I smoke so much weed that you wouldn’t believe and I get more ass then a toilet seat (Toilet Quotes) I cut coupons, love specials and believe in buying toilet paper and toothpaste in bulk. It’s just who I am (Toilet Quotes) The chili I ate made for an explosive bathroom experience. I don’t know how to put this delicately, but I missed the toilet entirely (Toilet Quotes) Australia is an outdoor country. People only go inside to use the toilet. And that’s only a recent development (Toilet Quotes) When you consider all the writers who never even had a machine. Who would have given an eyeball for a good typewriter. Any typewriter. All the ones who wrote on a matchbook covers. Paper bags. Toilet paper. Who had their writing destroyed by their jailers. Who persisted beyond all odds (Toilet Quotes) There are little things that get on my nerves, like people who have reading material in their powder room. When you go in someone’s house, and next to the toilet they have a huge basket of magazines, I find that repellent. I recommend against straining while reading (Toilet Quotes) You spend your whole life trying to get known and then you spend the rest of it hiding in the toilet (Toilet Quotes) Sexy, no alcoholic, but she drink like a toilet. Told her do me a favor and put your mouth on this faucet (Toilet Quotes) Lasorda’s standard reply when some new kid would ask directions to the whirlpool was to tell him to stick his foot in the toilet and flush it (Toilet Quotes) There comes a time in every man’s life when he wakes up drunk on the toilet and begins to doubt the choices he has made. and when that time comes at least twice a day, every day. something needs to be done (Toilet Quotes) How can you put out a meaningful drama when every fifteen minutes proceedings are interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits with toilet paper? No dramatic art form should be dictated and controlled by men whose training and instincts are cut of an entirely different cloth. The fact remains that these gentlemen sell consumer goods, not an art form (Toilet Quotes) I’ll flush a copy of my bill down the toilet. You should be getting it in a couple of days (Toilet Quotes) I don’t think you can get away with putting your talents in a toilet bowl and not having them flushed away. Forever. There is a level of murder of one’s soul and of the culture that they’re supposed to be feeding vitamins to (Toilet Quotes) It’s expensive to keep communism alive today. I’ve already got a huge foreign debt staring me in the face, and I can’t reduce it by exporting tomatoes or toilet paper. We should be making dollars any way we can. And we should be exporting arms any way and every way, openly and secretly, legally or by smuggling, I don’t care how (Toilet Quotes) How can you put on a meaningful drama when, every fifteen minutes, proceedings are interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits with toilet paper? (Toilet Quotes) I am preparing myself for death. When I go to sleep, I try to keep myself smiling. So that when I die, I have a smile on my lips. I want an electric cremation. I don’t want any poems or fuss after that. And for heaven’s sake, don’t bring back my ashes. Flush them down the toilet if the crematorium refuses to keep them. If they tell you that I am dead, I want you to give a big laugh (Toilet Quotes) When you go to jail, there’s so much simple stuff missing. You just want some good toilet paper or a real toothbrush, a real blanket and a real bed to lay in (Toilet Quotes) Our forests are not for toilet paper. They are worth more standing than cut. That deserves to be defended, not only by native peoples but also by environmentalists (Toilet Quotes) Literature has nothing to do with usefulness; the most useful place in any house is the toilet (Toilet Quotes)

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