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Woman: How dare you! This is for the ladies! Barrymore: And so, madam, is this  (Toilet Quotes) I pooped today!  (Toilet Quotes) Privacy screen  (Toilet Quotes) The cat slipped and fell into the toilet. I was pushed  (Toilet Quotes) How I look when walking into a Porta-Potty  (Toilet Quotes) Now is not the time to save the planet  (Toilet Quotes) What are you doing? You can't pee without me  (Toilet Quotes) You... had better make the right choices here  (Toilet Quotes) Where’s your God now?  (Toilet Quotes) Wake up! Who has to go to the lavatory?  (Toilet Quotes) Don't you ever knock?  (Toilet Quotes) Check for murderer. Then pee  (Toilet Quotes) To pee or not to pee  (Toilet Quotes) Toilet paper. Better grab some before you sit down  (Toilet Quotes) Chicks be like.. you left the toilet seat up  (Toilet Quotes) 0 days since the last toilet paper massacre  (Toilet Quotes) How to keep your cat from unrolling toilet paper  (Toilet Quotes) Knock. Knock. I’m poopin. Knock. Knock. I’m pooping!  (Toilet Quotes) My belt. My belt when I’m drunk and need to pee  (Toilet Quotes) Meanwhile at Taco Bell  (Toilet Quotes) What the hell are you doing? I drink from there  (Toilet Quotes) Put me down  (Toilet Quotes) My three year old daughter said she needed raisins  (Toilet Quotes) Would you like sparkling or tap? or toilet?  (Toilet Quotes) When I don't have to pee. When I have to pee  (Toilet Quotes) Why does toilet paper need a commercial? Who is not buying this?  (Toilet Quotes) Seriously? They make you poop outside?  (Toilet Quotes) You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar  (Toilet Quotes) Oh, there you are. We’re out of toilet paper  (Toilet Quotes) Too tired to get up to pee. Need to pee so bad I can’t fall asleep anymore  (Toilet Quotes)
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