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The Office TV Show Quotes

I’ve got 99 problems, and Toby Flenderson is every single one Picture Quote #1

I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good Picture Quote #1

I am Beyonce. Always Picture Quote #1

I can’t believe you came. That’s what she said Picture Quote #1

I can’t stay on top of you 24-7 Picture Quote #1

Force it in as deep as you can. That’s what she said Picture Quote #1

Hey, Kev. How was your weekend? Good. I watched TV for 14 hours Picture Quote #1

Does anyone get easily distracted by bubble wrap? Picture Quote #1

Well, just tell him to call me ASAP as possible Picture Quote #1

You okay? I am better than you have ever been or ever will be Picture Quote #1

It's so quiet in the office today, I can hear myself not working Picture Quote #1

The jack of all trades seldom is good at any. Concentrate all of your efforts on one definite chief aim Picture Quote #2

I. Declare. Bankruptcy!. I just wanted you to know that you can’t just say the word bankruptcy and expect anything to happen. I didn’t say it, I declared it Picture Quote #1

I want you to think about it long and hard. That’s what she said. Don’t, Don’t you dare Picture Quote #1

All I can do right now is put on a brave face Picture Quote #1

I know a few things about love. Horrible, terrible, awful, awful things Picture Quote #1

If I don't have some cake soon I might die Picture Quote #1

Got it a week after we started dating Picture Quote #1

I hate looking at you face. I wanna smash it Picture Quote #1

If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice Picture Quote #1

There is no such thing as an inappropriate joke. That’s why it’s a joke Picture Quote #1

Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me Picture Quote #2

Before I do anything I ask myself would an idiot do that? And if the answer is yes, I do not do that thing Picture Quote #1

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I’ve got 99 problems, and Toby Flenderson is every single one (The Office TV Show Quotes) I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good (The Office TV Show Quotes) I am Beyonce. Always (The Office TV Show Quotes) I can’t believe you came. That’s what she said (The Office TV Show Quotes) I can’t stay on top of you 24-7 (The Office TV Show Quotes) Force it in as deep as you can. That’s what she said (The Office TV Show Quotes) Hey, Kev. How was your weekend? Good. I watched TV for 14 hours (The Office TV Show Quotes) Does anyone get easily distracted by bubble wrap? (The Office TV Show Quotes) Well, just tell him to call me ASAP as possible (The Office TV Show Quotes) You okay? I am better than you have ever been or ever will be (The Office TV Show Quotes) It's so quiet in the office today, I can hear myself not working (The Office TV Show Quotes) The jack of all trades seldom is good at any. Concentrate all of your efforts on one definite chief aim (The Office TV Show Quotes) I. Declare. Bankruptcy!. I just wanted you to know that you can’t just say the word bankruptcy and expect anything to happen. I didn’t say it, I declared it (The Office TV Show Quotes) I want you to think about it long and hard. That’s what she said. Don’t, Don’t you dare (The Office TV Show Quotes) All I can do right now is put on a brave face (The Office TV Show Quotes) I know a few things about love. Horrible, terrible, awful, awful things (The Office TV Show Quotes) If I don't have some cake soon I might die (The Office TV Show Quotes) Got it a week after we started dating (The Office TV Show Quotes) I hate looking at you face. I wanna smash it (The Office TV Show Quotes) If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice (The Office TV Show Quotes) There is no such thing as an inappropriate joke. That’s why it’s a joke (The Office TV Show Quotes) Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me (The Office TV Show Quotes) Before I do anything I ask myself would an idiot do that? And if the answer is yes, I do not do that thing (The Office TV Show Quotes)