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Sarah Silverman Quotes

Scientology is weird because it’s new Picture Quote #1

They’ve got great parents; I’m just trying to be the fun uncle Picture Quote #1

[I’m] almost positive there is no God Picture Quote #1

If I have kids, I’ll adopt Picture Quote #1

The worst thing that can happen for people who don’t want women to be strong is that we help each other and become a force Picture Quote #1

A bull in just about any shop is gonna be a mess Picture Quote #1

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We deserve quality lives with equality Picture Quote #1

We don’t live in a democracy; we live in a hypocrisy Picture Quote #1

The female nudity in movies is always sexualized Picture Quote #1

If I have kids, I'll adopt Picture Quote #1

And we're just all made of molecules and we're hurtling through space right now Picture Quote #1

I can't wait till Sunday, I'm gonna see my favorite niece and my other niece Picture Quote #1

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I'll tell you why we make fun of midgets: We're not afraid of them Picture Quote #1

I have no religion. But culturally I can't escape it; I'm very Jewish Picture Quote #1

Your inability to see yourself clearly is what's keeping you alive Picture Quote #1

Summer camp: the second worst camp for Jews Picture Quote #1

You're supposed to have friends you can tell anything to Picture Quote #1

Smells definitely do have a crazy impact on me Picture Quote #1

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I still have highs and lows, maybe I don't cry salty tears as much Picture Quote #1

I just think of myself as a comedian, really Picture Quote #1

I had a lot of depression as a kid Picture Quote #1

I don't really care for, like, fat jokes about women, specifically Picture Quote #1

I do love the idea of ritual Picture Quote #1

Everyone self-Googles. And, I have, of course, the Google alert Picture Quote #1

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But I think you can make fun of anything as long as it's funny enough Picture Quote #1

I like my life alone Picture Quote #1

I enjoy the last quarter of all basketball games Picture Quote #1

I really think everything is fair game Picture Quote #1

I'm Jewish, but I'm totally not Picture Quote #1

I'm so glad Courtney Love is here; I left my crack in my other purse Picture Quote #1

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Scientology is weird because it’s new (Sarah Silverman Quotes) They’ve got great parents; I’m just trying to be the fun uncle (Sarah Silverman Quotes) [I’m] almost positive there is no God (Sarah Silverman Quotes) If I have kids, I’ll adopt (Sarah Silverman Quotes) The worst thing that can happen for people who don’t want women to be strong is that we help each other and become a force (Sarah Silverman Quotes) A bull in just about any shop is gonna be a mess (Sarah Silverman Quotes) We deserve quality lives with equality (Sarah Silverman Quotes) We don’t live in a democracy; we live in a hypocrisy (Sarah Silverman Quotes) The female nudity in movies is always sexualized (Sarah Silverman Quotes) If I have kids, I'll adopt (Sarah Silverman Quotes) And we're just all made of molecules and we're hurtling through space right now (Sarah Silverman Quotes) I can't wait till Sunday, I'm gonna see my favorite niece and my other niece (Sarah Silverman Quotes) I'll tell you why we make fun of midgets: We're not afraid of them (Sarah Silverman Quotes) I have no religion. But culturally I can't escape it; I'm very Jewish (Sarah Silverman Quotes) Your inability to see yourself clearly is what's keeping you alive (Sarah Silverman Quotes) Summer camp: the second worst camp for Jews (Sarah Silverman Quotes) You're supposed to have friends you can tell anything to (Sarah Silverman Quotes) Smells definitely do have a crazy impact on me (Sarah Silverman Quotes) I still have highs and lows, maybe I don't cry salty tears as much (Sarah Silverman Quotes) I just think of myself as a comedian, really (Sarah Silverman Quotes) I had a lot of depression as a kid (Sarah Silverman Quotes) I don't really care for, like, fat jokes about women, specifically (Sarah Silverman Quotes) I do love the idea of ritual (Sarah Silverman Quotes) Everyone self-Googles. And, I have, of course, the Google alert (Sarah Silverman Quotes) But I think you can make fun of anything as long as it's funny enough (Sarah Silverman Quotes) I like my life alone (Sarah Silverman Quotes) I enjoy the last quarter of all basketball games (Sarah Silverman Quotes) I really think everything is fair game (Sarah Silverman Quotes) I'm Jewish, but I'm totally not (Sarah Silverman Quotes) I'm so glad Courtney Love is here; I left my crack in my other purse (Sarah Silverman Quotes)

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