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Sarah Silverman Quotes

I like my life alone Picture Quote #1

But I think you can make fun of anything as long as it's funny enough Picture Quote #1

Everyone self-Googles. And, I have, of course, the Google alert Picture Quote #1

I do love the idea of ritual Picture Quote #1

I had a lot of depression as a kid Picture Quote #1

I just think of myself as a comedian, really Picture Quote #1

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I still have highs and lows, maybe I don't cry salty tears as much Picture Quote #1

If I have kids, I'll adopt Picture Quote #1

Smells definitely do have a crazy impact on me Picture Quote #1

You're supposed to have friends you can tell anything to Picture Quote #1

Summer camp: the second worst camp for Jews Picture Quote #1

Your inability to see yourself clearly is what's keeping you alive Picture Quote #1

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I don't set out to offend or shock, but I also don't do anything to avoid it Picture Quote #1

I didn't lose my virginity until I was twenty six. Nineteen vaginally, but twenty six what my boyfriend calls the real way Picture Quote #1

I don't care if you think I'm racist. I just want you to think I'm thin Picture Quote #1

When God gives you AIDS - and God does give you AIDS - make lemon - AIDS! Picture Quote #1

If my Catholic boyfriend and I ever have a kid, we'll just be honest with it. We'll say that mommy is one of God's chosen people, and daddy believes that Jesus is magic! Picture Quote #1

Men like to squash you. I just want someone who's happy with himself, happy with his life. He doesn't have to squash mine Picture Quote #1

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I like my life alone (Sarah Silverman Quotes) But I think you can make fun of anything as long as it's funny enough (Sarah Silverman Quotes) Everyone self-Googles. And, I have, of course, the Google alert (Sarah Silverman Quotes) I do love the idea of ritual (Sarah Silverman Quotes) I had a lot of depression as a kid (Sarah Silverman Quotes) I just think of myself as a comedian, really (Sarah Silverman Quotes) I still have highs and lows, maybe I don't cry salty tears as much (Sarah Silverman Quotes) If I have kids, I'll adopt (Sarah Silverman Quotes) Smells definitely do have a crazy impact on me (Sarah Silverman Quotes) You're supposed to have friends you can tell anything to (Sarah Silverman Quotes) Summer camp: the second worst camp for Jews (Sarah Silverman Quotes) Your inability to see yourself clearly is what's keeping you alive (Sarah Silverman Quotes) I don't set out to offend or shock, but I also don't do anything to avoid it (Sarah Silverman Quotes) I didn't lose my virginity until I was twenty six. Nineteen vaginally, but twenty six what my boyfriend calls the real way (Sarah Silverman Quotes) I don't care if you think I'm racist. I just want you to think I'm thin (Sarah Silverman Quotes) When God gives you AIDS - and God does give you AIDS - make lemon - AIDS! (Sarah Silverman Quotes) If my Catholic boyfriend and I ever have a kid, we'll just be honest with it. We'll say that mommy is one of God's chosen people, and daddy believes that Jesus is magic! (Sarah Silverman Quotes) Men like to squash you. I just want someone who's happy with himself, happy with his life. He doesn't have to squash mine (Sarah Silverman Quotes)

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