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Rita Rudner Quotes

To me, life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside Picture Quote #1

An amicable divorce is like a ventilated condom; it just doesn’t work Picture Quote #1

Most of the men sitting in first class on an airplane have really boring jobs Picture Quote #1

I burned sixty calories. That should take care of a peanut I had in 1962 Picture Quote #1

I just don’t get cats. To me, they’re a waste of fur Picture Quote #1

I jogged for three miles once. It was the worst three hours of my life Picture Quote #1

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I never panic when I get lost. I just change where it is I want to go Picture Quote #1

I just love dogs, and there really is no better companion than an animal Picture Quote #1

When men break up they want to remain friends. Why? Why can’t they just get lost? Picture Quote #1

It takes six months to get into shape and two weeks to get out of shape. Once you know this you can stop being angry about other things in life and only be angry about this Picture Quote #1

I love being married, I do. It’s so great to find that one special person that you want to annoy for the rest of your life Picture Quote #1

Most men are secretly still mad at their mothers for throwing away their comic books. They would be valuable now Picture Quote #1

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Men forget everything; women remember everything. That’s why men need instant replay in sports. They’ve already forgotten what’s happened Picture Quote #1

It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life Picture Quote #1

Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke? Picture Quote #1

I don't think jogging is healthy, especially morning jogging. If morning joggers knew how tempting they looked to morning motorists, they would stay home and do sit ups Picture Quote #1

The old theory was

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life Picture Quote #1

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My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn’t want him to Picture Quote #1

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To me, life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside (Rita Rudner Quotes) An amicable divorce is like a ventilated condom; it just doesn’t work (Rita Rudner Quotes) Most of the men sitting in first class on an airplane have really boring jobs (Rita Rudner Quotes) I burned sixty calories. That should take care of a peanut I had in 1962 (Rita Rudner Quotes) I just don’t get cats. To me, they’re a waste of fur (Rita Rudner Quotes) I jogged for three miles once. It was the worst three hours of my life (Rita Rudner Quotes) I never panic when I get lost. I just change where it is I want to go (Rita Rudner Quotes) I just love dogs, and there really is no better companion than an animal (Rita Rudner Quotes) When men break up they want to remain friends. Why? Why can’t they just get lost? (Rita Rudner Quotes) It takes six months to get into shape and two weeks to get out of shape. Once you know this you can stop being angry about other things in life and only be angry about this (Rita Rudner Quotes) I love being married, I do. It’s so great to find that one special person that you want to annoy for the rest of your life (Rita Rudner Quotes) Most men are secretly still mad at their mothers for throwing away their comic books. They would be valuable now (Rita Rudner Quotes) Men forget everything; women remember everything. That’s why men need instant replay in sports. They’ve already forgotten what’s happened (Rita Rudner Quotes) It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life (Rita Rudner Quotes) Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke? (Rita Rudner Quotes) I don't think jogging is healthy, especially morning jogging. If morning joggers knew how tempting they looked to morning motorists, they would stay home and do sit ups (Rita Rudner Quotes) The old theory was "Marry an older man, because they're more mature." but the new theory is: "Men don't mature. marry a younger one." (Rita Rudner Quotes) I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life (Rita Rudner Quotes) My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn’t want him to (Rita Rudner Quotes)

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