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Rita Rudner Quotes

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult Picture Quote #1
Men who listen to classical music tend not to spit Picture Quote #1
Men who are going bald often wear baseball caps Picture Quote #1
Men do cry, but only when assembling furniture Picture Quote #1
Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside Picture Quote #1
All men would still really like to own a train set Picture Quote #1
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Was in labor for 36 hours Picture Quote #1
Never take candy from strangers Picture Quote #1
Cats are a waste of fur Picture Quote #1
How can I have morning sickness when I don’t get up till noon? Picture Quote #1
I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight Picture Quote #1
In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk Picture Quote #1
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Men in high levels of government seldom surf Picture Quote #1
Have children while your parents are still young enough to take care of them Picture Quote #1
Most men are secretly still mad at their mothers for throwing away their comic books. They would be valuable now Picture Quote #1
My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn’t want him to Picture Quote #1
Men forget everything; women remember everything. That’s why men need instant replay in sports. They’ve already forgotten what’s happened Picture Quote #1
It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life Picture Quote #1
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Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke? Picture Quote #1
When men break up they want to remain friends. Why? Why can’t they just get lost? Picture Quote #1
I don't think jogging is healthy, especially morning jogging. If morning joggers knew how tempting they looked to morning motorists, they would stay home and do sit ups Picture Quote #1
It takes six months to get into shape and two weeks to get out of shape. Once you know this you can stop being angry about other things in life and only be angry about this Picture Quote #1
I love being married, I do. It’s so great to find that one special person that you want to annoy for the rest of your life Picture Quote #1
The old theory was
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I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life Picture Quote #1
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I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult  (Rita Rudner Quotes) Men who listen to classical music tend not to spit  (Rita Rudner Quotes) Men who are going bald often wear baseball caps  (Rita Rudner Quotes) Men do cry, but only when assembling furniture  (Rita Rudner Quotes) Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside  (Rita Rudner Quotes) All men would still really like to own a train set  (Rita Rudner Quotes) Was in labor for 36 hours  (Rita Rudner Quotes) Never take candy from strangers  (Rita Rudner Quotes) Cats are a waste of fur  (Rita Rudner Quotes) How can I have morning sickness when I don’t get up till noon?  (Rita Rudner Quotes) I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight  (Rita Rudner Quotes) In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk  (Rita Rudner Quotes) Men in high levels of government seldom surf  (Rita Rudner Quotes) Have children while your parents are still young enough to take care of them  (Rita Rudner Quotes) Most men are secretly still mad at their mothers for throwing away their comic books. They would be valuable now  (Rita Rudner Quotes) My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn’t want him to  (Rita Rudner Quotes) Men forget everything; women remember everything. That’s why men need instant replay in sports. They’ve already forgotten what’s happened  (Rita Rudner Quotes) It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life  (Rita Rudner Quotes) Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?  (Rita Rudner Quotes) When men break up they want to remain friends. Why? Why can’t they just get lost?  (Rita Rudner Quotes) I don't think jogging is healthy, especially morning jogging. If morning joggers knew how tempting they looked to morning motorists, they would stay home and do sit ups  (Rita Rudner Quotes) It takes six months to get into shape and two weeks to get out of shape. Once you know this you can stop being angry about other things in life and only be angry about this  (Rita Rudner Quotes) I love being married, I do. It’s so great to find that one special person that you want to annoy for the rest of your life  (Rita Rudner Quotes) The old theory was "Marry an older man, because they're more mature." but the new theory is: "Men don't mature. marry a younger one."  (Rita Rudner Quotes) I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life  (Rita Rudner Quotes)