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Ricky Gervais Quotes

The truth doesn’t hurt. Whatever it is, it doesn’t hurt. It’s better to know the truth Picture Quote #1

I like my baths really deep and hot. But washing everything only takes a few minutes. So I thought it would be a waste to just flush all that water away. So there was nothing else to do but take pictures of myself trying to look as horrendous as possible. Oh my, what have I started? Picture Quote #1

Animals are not here for us to do as we please with. We are not their superiors, we are their equals. We are their family. Be kind to them Picture Quote #1

I don’t think a comedian should even be concerned with being cool or sexy, as soon as you do, you aren’t a comedian any more. Looks are still the most important thing for women when it comes to meeting a partner. And that’s fair enough, but a sense of humour is really important too. For starters, it’s a great indicator of whether you are going to get on. If the first time you go on a date you don’t find each other funny, there’s a fundamental problem Picture Quote #1

Same sex marriage isn’t gay privilege, it’s equal rights. Privilege would be something like gay people not paying taxes. Like churches don’t Picture Quote #1

That’s the amazing thing about life. You can just rub it out, like a blackboard, and start again Picture Quote #1

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When you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It’s only painful and difficult for others. The same applies when you are stupid Picture Quote #1

Try something. And never be afraid to fail. That failure is useful too. It’s just another building block Picture Quote #1

The best way to avoid criticism is never do anything ever. Or, do what you love, have a great life and let others spend their time criticising Picture Quote #1

It’s better to create something that others criticise than to create nothing and criticise others. Go create, have fun!! Picture Quote #1

Everyone is entitled to their opinion, but if you believe in God, you’re wrong Picture Quote #1

Telling someone with depression to pull themselves together is about as useful as telling someone with cancer to just stop having cancer Picture Quote #1

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I don’t think humans are meant to be looked at when we’re buying pants Picture Quote #1

A joke isn’t yours. It’s used and you don’t know where it’s been Picture Quote #1

My philosophy? Have a laugh for as long as you can and don’t get run over. Or stabbed Picture Quote #1

Since there is absolutely no logical reason to assume there is an afterlife, I decided to make the life I have now as much fun as possible Picture Quote #1

Never fear the truth. No bad can come of discussing a true subject. No bad at all Picture Quote #1

I think comedy has to be an intellectual pursuit. It comes down to logic and analysis. As soon as it becomes emotional, it’s not comedy anymore Picture Quote #1

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I went to university with no money. I can’t understand a society that wouldn’t give a poor person the same opportunity as a rich person Picture Quote #1

I had great memories of growing up in a working class estate. I remember it being sunny all the time. So we’re putting that on screen. It’s not people wallowing in degradation Picture Quote #1

There was a nobility in poverty when I was growing up. My mom was poor but she was planting roses and she was cleaning the steps, you know what I mean. You didn’t feel sorry for yourself Picture Quote #1

There’s nothing as perfect as the initial idea. And the only reason I write and direct is to protect the writing, because that’s what’s most precious Picture Quote #1

It’s quite easy to make a load of people laugh, it’s often a reflex action, but I think to make them cry is harder without manipulating them Picture Quote #1

There are so many films now where you know the story is a supporting role to the visual effects Picture Quote #1

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I don’t see myself as part of an acting fraternity or a comedy fraternity Picture Quote #1

I think the social faux par is probably what most people fear... more people fear public speaking than death and that’s because we don’t want to make a fool of ourselves. It’s fundamental Picture Quote #1

I always chose all my friends on whether they were funny. What’s a better way to pass the time than laughing or smiling? Picture Quote #1

I have to be excited, I have to have an adrenaline rush about doing something, or it bores me, I feel trapped Picture Quote #1

Growing up, the most important thing, after taking care of your family and getting a decent job of work, was having a laugh. That was the point to life Picture Quote #1

Fact is stranger than fiction. You see people walking down the street that would never be allowed on television. You have to tone it down Picture Quote #1

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The truth doesn’t hurt. Whatever it is, it doesn’t hurt. It’s better to know the truth (Ricky Gervais Quotes) I like my baths really deep and hot. But washing everything only takes a few minutes. So I thought it would be a waste to just flush all that water away. So there was nothing else to do but take pictures of myself trying to look as horrendous as possible. Oh my, what have I started? (Ricky Gervais Quotes) Animals are not here for us to do as we please with. We are not their superiors, we are their equals. We are their family. Be kind to them (Ricky Gervais Quotes) I don’t think a comedian should even be concerned with being cool or sexy, as soon as you do, you aren’t a comedian any more. Looks are still the most important thing for women when it comes to meeting a partner. And that’s fair enough, but a sense of humour is really important too. For starters, it’s a great indicator of whether you are going to get on. If the first time you go on a date you don’t find each other funny, there’s a fundamental problem (Ricky Gervais Quotes) Same sex marriage isn’t gay privilege, it’s equal rights. Privilege would be something like gay people not paying taxes. Like churches don’t (Ricky Gervais Quotes) That’s the amazing thing about life. You can just rub it out, like a blackboard, and start again (Ricky Gervais Quotes) When you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It’s only painful and difficult for others. The same applies when you are stupid (Ricky Gervais Quotes) Try something. And never be afraid to fail. That failure is useful too. It’s just another building block (Ricky Gervais Quotes) The best way to avoid criticism is never do anything ever. Or, do what you love, have a great life and let others spend their time criticising (Ricky Gervais Quotes) It’s better to create something that others criticise than to create nothing and criticise others. Go create, have fun!! (Ricky Gervais Quotes) Everyone is entitled to their opinion, but if you believe in God, you’re wrong (Ricky Gervais Quotes) Telling someone with depression to pull themselves together is about as useful as telling someone with cancer to just stop having cancer (Ricky Gervais Quotes) I don’t think humans are meant to be looked at when we’re buying pants (Ricky Gervais Quotes) A joke isn’t yours. It’s used and you don’t know where it’s been (Ricky Gervais Quotes) My philosophy? Have a laugh for as long as you can and don’t get run over. Or stabbed (Ricky Gervais Quotes) Since there is absolutely no logical reason to assume there is an afterlife, I decided to make the life I have now as much fun as possible (Ricky Gervais Quotes) Never fear the truth. No bad can come of discussing a true subject. No bad at all (Ricky Gervais Quotes) I think comedy has to be an intellectual pursuit. It comes down to logic and analysis. As soon as it becomes emotional, it’s not comedy anymore (Ricky Gervais Quotes) I went to university with no money. I can’t understand a society that wouldn’t give a poor person the same opportunity as a rich person (Ricky Gervais Quotes) I had great memories of growing up in a working class estate. I remember it being sunny all the time. So we’re putting that on screen. It’s not people wallowing in degradation (Ricky Gervais Quotes) There was a nobility in poverty when I was growing up. My mom was poor but she was planting roses and she was cleaning the steps, you know what I mean. You didn’t feel sorry for yourself (Ricky Gervais Quotes) There’s nothing as perfect as the initial idea. And the only reason I write and direct is to protect the writing, because that’s what’s most precious (Ricky Gervais Quotes) It’s quite easy to make a load of people laugh, it’s often a reflex action, but I think to make them cry is harder without manipulating them (Ricky Gervais Quotes) There are so many films now where you know the story is a supporting role to the visual effects (Ricky Gervais Quotes) I don’t see myself as part of an acting fraternity or a comedy fraternity (Ricky Gervais Quotes) I think the social faux par is probably what most people fear... more people fear public speaking than death and that’s because we don’t want to make a fool of ourselves. It’s fundamental (Ricky Gervais Quotes) I always chose all my friends on whether they were funny. What’s a better way to pass the time than laughing or smiling? (Ricky Gervais Quotes) I have to be excited, I have to have an adrenaline rush about doing something, or it bores me, I feel trapped (Ricky Gervais Quotes) Growing up, the most important thing, after taking care of your family and getting a decent job of work, was having a laugh. That was the point to life (Ricky Gervais Quotes) Fact is stranger than fiction. You see people walking down the street that would never be allowed on television. You have to tone it down (Ricky Gervais Quotes)

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