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Ricky Gervais Quotes
A true friend is someone who accepts your past, supports your present and encourages your future
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When we first met, i had no idea you would be so important to me
Money may not buy happiness, but it's better to cry in a Lamborghini
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I meant to behave but there were too many other options
Dogs teach us a lot of things but none more important than to love unconditionally
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Don't look back you're not going that way
The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why
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A girl doesn't need anyone who doesn't need her
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Grown adults refusing to take medication in favor of prayer is my favorite form of natural selection (Ricky Gervais Quotes)
Thank you God for making me an atheist (Ricky Gervais Quotes)
The only reason I work out is so I can eat more cheese (Ricky Gervais Quotes)
If there is a God, why did he make me an atheist (Ricky Gervais Quotes)
Mondays are fine. It’s your life that suck (Ricky Gervais Quotes)
Take a picture not a trophy This is how real men shoot animals (Ricky Gervais Quotes)
When someone thanks God, I don’t get offended (Ricky Gervais Quotes)
Famous people are above the law, (Ricky Gervais Quotes)
I’ve got the attention span of a child (Ricky Gervais Quotes)
Just because you’re offended, doesn’t mean you’re right (Ricky Gervais Quotes)
Being on the edge isn’t as safe, but the view is better (Ricky Gervais Quotes)
Piracy doesn’t kill music, boy bands do (Ricky Gervais Quotes)
Do this or you’ll burn in hell (Ricky Gervais Quotes)
You won’t burn in hell. But be nice anyway. (Ricky Gervais Quotes)
It will be great to play a short, fat sweaty loser for a change (Ricky Gervais Quotes)
We shouldn’t even need the word ‘atheism’. If people didn’t invent ridiculous imaginary gods, rational people wouldn’t have to deny them (Ricky Gervais Quotes)
I see Atheists are fighting and killing each other again, over who doesn’t believe in any God the most. Oh, no.. wait.. that never happens (Ricky Gervais Quotes)
A Christian telling an atheist they’re going to hell is as scary as a child telling an adult they’re not getting any presents from Santa (Ricky Gervais Quotes)
Popularity and democracy aren’t a judge, they’re just stats (Ricky Gervais Quotes)
I think everyone has the ability to be loved (Ricky Gervais Quotes)
Why by a book when you can join a library (Ricky Gervais Quotes)
My greatest hero is Nelson Mandela. What a man. Incarcerated for 25 years, he was released in 1990 and he hasn’t reoffended. I think he’s going straight, which shows you prison does work (Ricky Gervais Quotes)
The existence of God is not subjective. He either exists or he doesn’t. It’s not a matter of opinion. You can have your own opinions. But you can’t have your own facts (Ricky Gervais Quotes)
Opinions don’t affect facts. But facts should affect opinions, and do, if you’re rational (Ricky Gervais Quotes)
I’ve never been insulted by hateful satanists for not believing in their devil. Only by loving Christians for not believing in their God (Ricky Gervais Quotes)
It’s going to be a night of partying and heavy drinking. Or as Charlie Sheen calls it: Breakfast (Ricky Gervais Quotes)
Your God is the best God. In fact, he’s the only God. All other Gods are ridiculous, made up rubbish. Not yours though. Yours is real (Ricky Gervais Quotes)
I’ve never worked out what the moral of Humpty Dumpty is. I can only think of: Don’t sit on a wall, if you’re an egg (Ricky Gervais Quotes)
My favourite shows of the year are House of Cards, the Scandinavian versions of The Killing and The Bridge, and my guilty pleasure is everything MMA. Ultimate Fighter is amazing (Ricky Gervais Quotes)
I’m not from around these parts. I’m from a little place called England: we used to run the world before you (Ricky Gervais Quotes)