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To nom? Or not to nom? That is the question Picture Quote #1

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I love you. Liar! Picture Quote #1

If I ignore it will it go away?? Picture Quote #1

You. Me Picture Quote #1

Both of us can't look good at the same time - it's me or the house. Picture Quote #1

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Instagram is down, just describe your lunch to me Picture Quote #1

The other side of the picture Picture Quote #1

Well, they’re mine NOW, aren’t they! Picture Quote #1

Me before I get ready in the morning Picture Quote #1

But mooooom Picture Quote #1

I can't go because I don't want to Picture Quote #1

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Oh grass you’re so funny. Stop it Picture Quote #1

It's not funny when you're next Picture Quote #1

My husband and I are doing a workshop. He works and I shop! Picture Quote #1

Just what part of meow don't you understand Picture Quote #1

I Child-Proofed My House But They Still Get In Picture Quote #1

I'd say the negotiations went much better than expected, bedtime was pushed back 10 minutes Picture Quote #1

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How I feel without makeup Picture Quote #1

So close, yet so far away Picture Quote #1

It's not you, it's my horrible choice in men Picture Quote #1

Don't stare at his legs, don't stare at his legs, don't stare at his legs Picture Quote #1

You had one job Picture Quote #1

I dunno lol Picture Quote #1

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Expectation. Reality Picture Quote #7

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now Picture Quote #1

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is Picture Quote #1

Totally worth it Picture Quote #1

I don't always bark at night Picture Quote #1

I told you I'll be ready in FIVE minutes stop, calling me every half hour Picture Quote #1

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