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I have so much to do that I'm going to bed Picture Quote #1

It’s... so... beautiful Picture Quote #1

Mistakes men make: 1. Doing things 2. Not doing things. 3. Thinking about doing things. 4. Not thinking about doing things Picture Quote #1

Me every Monday morning Picture Quote #1

Me. Internet. Life goals Picture Quote #1

How funny my girlfriend thinks I am Picture Quote #1

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Thank goodness pets can't talk, they all know too much Picture Quote #1

I've put more thought into my Halloween costume than into my career Picture Quote #1

Me. You Picture Quote #1

Bye kids, we quit Picture Quote #1

Even your coffee is surprised you woke up this early Picture Quote #1

You idiot! I’m sure you’re right, but why? Picture Quote #1

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Drop something while in bed? Reach Picture Quote #1

You’re just a big pussy! I’m leaving you for a real man!! Sup bruh Picture Quote #1

Quick. My wife is coming! Picture Quote #1

Now I can get fat Picture Quote #1

And I was like

And that’s how karma works Picture Quote #1

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Ride the roller coaster she said It will be fun she said Picture Quote #1

Buy a weeks worth of food. Get some fast food on the way home Picture Quote #1

Soon. Nevermind now! Picture Quote #1

Why she might be upset. Part 1 Picture Quote #1

Well, I'm here. What's your next two wishes? Picture Quote #1

A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished Picture Quote #1

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I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good Picture Quote #1

Lazy rule: Can't reach it. Don't need it Picture Quote #1

I ate so much it hurts to breathe Picture Quote #1

Guuuuurl... That bag does not go with that top! Picture Quote #1

No, I have not slept well... why do you ask? Picture Quote #1

It's simple, if it jiggles, it's fat Picture Quote #1

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I have so much to do that I'm going to bed (Really Funny Quotes) It’s... so... beautiful (Really Funny Quotes) Mistakes men make: 1. Doing things 2. Not doing things. 3. Thinking about doing things. 4. Not thinking about doing things (Really Funny Quotes) Me every Monday morning (Really Funny Quotes) Me. Internet. Life goals (Really Funny Quotes) How funny my girlfriend thinks I am (Really Funny Quotes) Thank goodness pets can't talk, they all know too much (Really Funny Quotes) I've put more thought into my Halloween costume than into my career (Really Funny Quotes) Me. You (Really Funny Quotes) Bye kids, we quit (Really Funny Quotes) Even your coffee is surprised you woke up this early (Really Funny Quotes) You idiot! I’m sure you’re right, but why? (Really Funny Quotes) Drop something while in bed? Reach (Really Funny Quotes) You’re just a big pussy! I’m leaving you for a real man!! Sup bruh (Really Funny Quotes) Quick. My wife is coming! (Really Funny Quotes) Now I can get fat (Really Funny Quotes) And I was like "Oh my gawd" (Really Funny Quotes) And that’s how karma works (Really Funny Quotes) Ride the roller coaster she said It will be fun she said (Really Funny Quotes) Buy a weeks worth of food. Get some fast food on the way home (Really Funny Quotes) Soon. Nevermind now! (Really Funny Quotes) Why she might be upset. Part 1 (Really Funny Quotes) Well, I'm here. What's your next two wishes? (Really Funny Quotes) A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished (Really Funny Quotes) I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good (Really Funny Quotes) Lazy rule: Can't reach it. Don't need it (Really Funny Quotes) I ate so much it hurts to breathe (Really Funny Quotes) Guuuuurl... That bag does not go with that top! (Really Funny Quotes) No, I have not slept well... why do you ask? (Really Funny Quotes) It's simple, if it jiggles, it's fat (Really Funny Quotes)

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