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What is the primary purpose of a political leader? To build a majority. If voters care about parking lots, then talk about parking lots Picture Quote #1

Most people don’t grow up. Most people age. They find parking spaces, honor their credit cards, get married, have children, and call that maturity. What that is, is aging Picture Quote #1

At 18, I guarded the parking lot at the Catholic church bingos. Now my dad made sure I could take care of myself. I carried a Smith and Wesson 357 magnum Picture Quote #1

It’s better to be in the arena, getting stomped by the bull, than to be up in the stands or out in the parking lot Picture Quote #1

If there isn’t a parking space out front or I can’t see my car from the window, we’re eating somewhere else Picture Quote #1

You know those balls that they put on car antennas so you can find them in the parking lot? Those should be on every car! Picture Quote #1

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If somebody takes the parking place you were waiting for, I tend to kind of let it roll off my back. Maybe I’m harboring a lot of something and it will all explode somewhere down the road, but I tend to just let it slide off my back Picture Quote #1

I was in the parking lot, with the key in the car, and I thought to myself: If this is my last night on earth, would I rather spend it at a business meeting or with this woman? I ran across the parking lot, asked her if she’d have dinner with me. She said yes, we walked into town, and we’ve been together ever since Picture Quote #1

When anything good happens to you in your day, give thanks. It doesn’t matter how small it is, say thank you. When you get the perfect parking space, hear your favorite song on the radio, approach a light that turns green, or find an empty seat on the bus or train, say thank you. These are all good things that you are receiving from life Picture Quote #1

If I get a parking ticket, there is always a parallel universe where I didn’t. On the other hand, there is yet another universe where my car was stolen Picture Quote #1

If you have a little extra parking, I err on the side of getting rid of it in favor of having some more greenery Picture Quote #1

Too many children are being parked in substandard day care with workers who make little more than a parking attendant Picture Quote #1

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Those who cannot remember the past will spend a lot of time looking for their cars in mall parking lots Picture Quote #1

The three major administrative problems on a campus are sex for the students, athletics for the alumni, and parking for the faculty Picture Quote #1

A debutante party is basically a bar mitzvah with sex in the parking lot. The same rules of egregious display, inedible food, and ridiculous expense are enforced Picture Quote #1

Discount air fares, a car in every parking space and the interstate highway system have made every place accessible - and every place alike Picture Quote #1

My grandma’s the most careful, safe driver in the world. You put her in a rental car, and she’s doing doughnuts in the K-Mart parking lot! Picture Quote #1

I pay parking tickets. You know, you can try to give 50%, but then they charge you all those penalties! Seriously, I have gotten many, many, many tickets in my life Picture Quote #1

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Probably the single most important thing about the Nobel Prize for most people is whether they get the coveted parking space on campus Picture Quote #1

Stop thanking God for your parking spot. He had nothing to do with it, and if he did, I want nothing to do with him Picture Quote #1

Boys are like parking spots: all the good ones are taken, and the rest are handicapped Picture Quote #1

I don’t think you sufficiently reward me for my heroic parallel parking Picture Quote #1

I’d pick you up even if it meant leaving a sweet parking spot in front of my building Picture Quote #1

I hope twenty minutes of watching fireworks is worth the three hours it takes to find parking to watch fireworks Picture Quote #1

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The problems with conventional parking meters are myriad. Nevertheless, two advanced technologies, multispace parking meters and curb-space occupancy sensors, can make it much easier for users to pay for curb parking, and for cities to adjust prices to meet the demand Picture Quote #1

Most people don’t grow up. Most people age. They find parking spaces, honor their credit cards, get married, have children, and call that maturity. What that is, is aging Picture Quote #1

Writers should be able to fully deduct from their taxes all writing-related expenses, including alcohol, parking tickets, court judgments, fines for lewd public behavior, Zoloft, and cigarettes Picture Quote #1

Be generous with your time and money - it has an amazingly fast payback. Be in the moment with everyone you love - and this frequently means tuning out work completely. And drive slow in parking lots Picture Quote #1

If I get a parking ticket, there is always a parallel universe where I didn’t. On the other hand, there is yet another universe where my car was stolen Picture Quote #1

In June 1972, I went with friends to see the Rolling Stones at the Los Angeles Forum. After the concert, as we crossed through the parking lot, a guy in a brown Mercedes stopped in the middle of the street and got out. He came up to me and asked if I had ever modeled Picture Quote #1

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What is the primary purpose of a political leader? To build a majority. If voters care about parking lots, then talk about parking lots (Parking Quotes) Most people don’t grow up. Most people age. They find parking spaces, honor their credit cards, get married, have children, and call that maturity. What that is, is aging (Parking Quotes) At 18, I guarded the parking lot at the Catholic church bingos. Now my dad made sure I could take care of myself. I carried a Smith and Wesson 357 magnum (Parking Quotes) It’s better to be in the arena, getting stomped by the bull, than to be up in the stands or out in the parking lot (Parking Quotes) If there isn’t a parking space out front or I can’t see my car from the window, we’re eating somewhere else (Parking Quotes) You know those balls that they put on car antennas so you can find them in the parking lot? Those should be on every car! (Parking Quotes) If somebody takes the parking place you were waiting for, I tend to kind of let it roll off my back. Maybe I’m harboring a lot of something and it will all explode somewhere down the road, but I tend to just let it slide off my back (Parking Quotes) I was in the parking lot, with the key in the car, and I thought to myself: If this is my last night on earth, would I rather spend it at a business meeting or with this woman? I ran across the parking lot, asked her if she’d have dinner with me. She said yes, we walked into town, and we’ve been together ever since (Parking Quotes) When anything good happens to you in your day, give thanks. It doesn’t matter how small it is, say thank you. When you get the perfect parking space, hear your favorite song on the radio, approach a light that turns green, or find an empty seat on the bus or train, say thank you. These are all good things that you are receiving from life (Parking Quotes) If I get a parking ticket, there is always a parallel universe where I didn’t. On the other hand, there is yet another universe where my car was stolen (Parking Quotes) If you have a little extra parking, I err on the side of getting rid of it in favor of having some more greenery (Parking Quotes) Too many children are being parked in substandard day care with workers who make little more than a parking attendant (Parking Quotes) Those who cannot remember the past will spend a lot of time looking for their cars in mall parking lots (Parking Quotes) The three major administrative problems on a campus are sex for the students, athletics for the alumni, and parking for the faculty (Parking Quotes) A debutante party is basically a bar mitzvah with sex in the parking lot. The same rules of egregious display, inedible food, and ridiculous expense are enforced (Parking Quotes) Discount air fares, a car in every parking space and the interstate highway system have made every place accessible - and every place alike (Parking Quotes) My grandma’s the most careful, safe driver in the world. You put her in a rental car, and she’s doing doughnuts in the K-Mart parking lot! (Parking Quotes) I pay parking tickets. You know, you can try to give 50%, but then they charge you all those penalties! Seriously, I have gotten many, many, many tickets in my life (Parking Quotes) Probably the single most important thing about the Nobel Prize for most people is whether they get the coveted parking space on campus (Parking Quotes) Stop thanking God for your parking spot. He had nothing to do with it, and if he did, I want nothing to do with him (Parking Quotes) Boys are like parking spots: all the good ones are taken, and the rest are handicapped (Parking Quotes) I don’t think you sufficiently reward me for my heroic parallel parking (Parking Quotes) I’d pick you up even if it meant leaving a sweet parking spot in front of my building (Parking Quotes) I hope twenty minutes of watching fireworks is worth the three hours it takes to find parking to watch fireworks (Parking Quotes) The problems with conventional parking meters are myriad. Nevertheless, two advanced technologies, multispace parking meters and curb-space occupancy sensors, can make it much easier for users to pay for curb parking, and for cities to adjust prices to meet the demand. (Parking Quotes) Most people don’t grow up. Most people age. They find parking spaces, honor their credit cards, get married, have children, and call that maturity. What that is, is aging. (Parking Quotes) Writers should be able to fully deduct from their taxes all writing-related expenses, including alcohol, parking tickets, court judgments, fines for lewd public behavior, Zoloft, and cigarettes. (Parking Quotes) Be generous with your time and money - it has an amazingly fast payback. Be in the moment with everyone you love - and this frequently means tuning out work completely. And drive slow in parking lots. (Parking Quotes) If I get a parking ticket, there is always a parallel universe where I didn’t. On the other hand, there is yet another universe where my car was stolen. (Parking Quotes) In June 1972, I went with friends to see the Rolling Stones at the Los Angeles Forum. After the concert, as we crossed through the parking lot, a guy in a brown Mercedes stopped in the middle of the street and got out. He came up to me and asked if I had ever modeled. (Parking Quotes)

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