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It’s really kind of hard to be a suburb of nothing. If you don’t have a downtown, you really don’t have anything. It’s hard to build a community around parking lots and subdivisions  (Parking Quotes) I will say that growing up as a kid in an urban environment and having lived in cities all my life, the one achievement that everyone can look forward to is getting the perfect parking spot  (Parking Quotes) I listened to it last night for the first time since we started this project. I went out to my car and put it in and went to an empty parking lot and just listened and read the little pamphlet that came with it. After two or three songs I burst into tears  (Parking Quotes) I don’t believe in angels, no. But I do have a wee parking angel. It’s on my dashboard and you wind it up. The wings flap and it’s supposed to give you a parking space. It’s worked so far  (Parking Quotes) I don’t even know how to use a parking meter, let alone a phone box  (Parking Quotes) I find that the three major administrative problems on a campus are sex for the students, athletics for the alumni and parking for the faculty  (Parking Quotes) I love eating in it, brushing my teeth and swallowing the toothpaste in it. I love punching the ceiling with my fists when I’m lost or I can’t find a parking space  (Parking Quotes) Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking  (Parking Quotes) Well, we’ve made some changes on this tour. We’re no longer sleeping in the parking lots and swimming in the fountains. We’ve been staying in hotels most of the way, though I will say some hotels have declined to take us because we’re just having too much fun  (Parking Quotes) Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space  (Parking Quotes) The bookstore was a parking lot for used graveyards. Thousands of graveyards were parked in rows like cars. Most of the books were out of print, and no one wanted to read them any more and the people who had read the books had died or forgotten about them, but through the organic process of music the books had become virgins again  (Parking Quotes) Books are my friends, where it’s okay to be silent, where you’re not a freak if you don’t want to get drunk, peel out in the parking lot, tip cows  (Parking Quotes) You don’t have a soul, so you can’t be baptized. All animals are like that. I think it’s unfair and sometimes I don’t believe it. After all, what would heaven be without birds or dogs or horses? And what about trees and flowers? They don’t have souls either. Does that mean heaven looks like a cement parking lot? I suppose this is what the nuns call a theological problem  (Parking Quotes) The only reason I’m an actor is that a lady pulled out of a parking space in front of a producer’s office  (Parking Quotes) My goal is that when the last song is over, and you’re walking back to the parking lot, you’re already on your phone searching to find the next show  (Parking Quotes) I guess the good news that the summer travel season that we were projecting is becoming a reality. We certainly felt that our numbers were going to be there. Our parking lots and parking garage have been full throughout the month  (Parking Quotes) I believe no one can afford, endure or can stomach leaving half a life in the parking lot when she or he goes to work. It’s a lousy way to live and a lousy way to work  (Parking Quotes) The way humans hunt for parking and the way animals hunt for food are not as different as you might think  (Parking Quotes) The secret of successful retailing is to give your customers what they want. And really, if you think about it from the point of view of the customer, you want everything: a wide assortment of good quality merchandise; the lowest possible prices; guaranteed satisfaction with what you buy; friendly, knowledgeable service; convenient hours; free parking; a pleasant shopping experience  (Parking Quotes) The advantages? Exercise, no parking problems, gas prices, it’s fun. An automobile is expensive. You have to find a place to park and it’s not fun. So why not ride a bicycle? I recommend it  (Parking Quotes) I did archery when I was in high school. In our gym class we had two weeks of archery, and I remember taking the bow and arrow and firing it up and across the street into a car parking lot  (Parking Quotes) I bring my bike to work, and I make laps around our parking lot on my lunch break  (Parking Quotes) I couldn’t wait to get on the ice. I couldn’t wait to get to practice. As a kid, I couldn’t wait to shoot pucks or play in parking lots, or play on the river or play on the bay  (Parking Quotes) Its unfair to have cities where parking is free for cars and housing is expensive for people  (Parking Quotes) I was almost impeached for getting cars off sidewalks which car owning upper classes had illegally appropriated for parking  (Parking Quotes) If the law imposed the death penalty for parking tickets, we’d not only have fewer parking tickets, we’d also have much less driving  (Parking Quotes) We shall fight in parking lots, we shall fight in empty fields and on wide streets, we shall never surrender  (Parking Quotes) Unlicensed hooch from a stranger in a parking lot. Good idea? Yes, of course it is  (Parking Quotes) Say, for example, you develop the ability to make parking meters disappear. It’s probably easier to put a quarter in it. That would be the wisdom on the subject  (Parking Quotes) I waved to you outside but then I realized it was just one of those inflatable parking lot gorillas  (Parking Quotes)
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