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Ogden Nash Quotes
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Friendship Quotes
Love Quotes
Life Quotes
Funny Quotes
Motivational Quotes
Inspirational Quotes
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When there are monsters there are miracles (Ogden Nash Quotes)
Commitments the voters don’t know about can’t hurt you (Ogden Nash Quotes)
Do you think my mind is maturing late, or simply rotted early? (Ogden Nash Quotes)
Happiness is having a scratch for every itch (Ogden Nash Quotes)
I think remorse ought to stop biting the consciences that feed it (Ogden Nash Quotes)
Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor (Ogden Nash Quotes)
The cow is of the bovine ilk: One end is moo, the other, milk (Ogden Nash Quotes)
Women would rather be right than reasonable (Ogden Nash Quotes)
Man is a victim of dope in the incurable form of hope (Ogden Nash Quotes)
I believe that people believe what they believe they believe (Ogden Nash Quotes)
Never befriend the oppressed unless you are prepared to take on the oppressor (Ogden Nash Quotes)
The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat (Ogden Nash Quotes)
I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers, If I belittle dogs and mothers (Ogden Nash Quotes)
Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore (Ogden Nash Quotes)
Where there is a monster, there is a miracle (Ogden Nash Quotes)
All that glitters is sold as gold (Ogden Nash Quotes)
To love is an active verb (Ogden Nash Quotes)
The old men know when an old man dies (Ogden Nash Quotes)
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely (Ogden Nash Quotes)
The only people who should really sin are the people who can sin and grin (Ogden Nash Quotes)
All husbands are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell them apart (Ogden Nash Quotes)
Professional men, they have no cares; whatever happens, they get theirs (Ogden Nash Quotes)
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up (Ogden Nash Quotes)
I dreamt that my hair was kempt. Then I dreamt that my true love unkempt it (Ogden Nash Quotes)
He is not drunk, who from the floor, can rise and stand and shout for more (Ogden Nash Quotes)
Home is heaven and orgies are vile, but I like an orgy, once in a while (Ogden Nash Quotes)
A cough is something that you yourself can’t help, but everybody else does on purpose just to torment you (Ogden Nash Quotes)
You can take it as understood that your luck changes only if it’s good (Ogden Nash Quotes)
The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret; we make up our minds every night to leave it early, but we make up our bodies every morning to keep it late (Ogden Nash Quotes)
Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you (Ogden Nash Quotes)
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