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Ogden Nash Quotes

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A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of  (Ogden Nash Quotes) If called by a panther, don’t anther  (Ogden Nash Quotes) Man is a victim of dope in the incurable form of hope  (Ogden Nash Quotes) The Pig, if I am not mistaken, Supplies us sausage, ham, and Bacon. Let others say his heart is big, I think it stupid of the Pig.  (Ogden Nash Quotes) But all ladies think they weigh too much  (Ogden Nash Quotes) Bankers are just like everyone else only richer  (Ogden Nash Quotes) Too clever is dumb  (Ogden Nash Quotes) Remorse is a violent dyspepsia of the mind  (Ogden Nash Quotes) Whenever you’re wrong, admit it; Whenever you’re right, shut up  (Ogden Nash Quotes) Bankers are just like anybody else, only richer  (Ogden Nash Quotes) Remorse is violent dyspepsia of the mind  (Ogden Nash Quotes) A lady is known by the product she endorses  (Ogden Nash Quotes) In the world of mules there are no rules  (Ogden Nash Quotes) A dog’s best friend is his illiteracy  (Ogden Nash Quotes) The reason for much matrimony is patrimony  (Ogden Nash Quotes) Women would rather be right than reasonable  (Ogden Nash Quotes) Happiness is having a scratch for every itch  (Ogden Nash Quotes) When there are monsters there are miracles  (Ogden Nash Quotes) In real life, it takes only one to make a quarrel  (Ogden Nash Quotes) You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely  (Ogden Nash Quotes) The old men know when an old man dies  (Ogden Nash Quotes) To love is an active verb  (Ogden Nash Quotes) All that glitters is sold as gold  (Ogden Nash Quotes) Where there is a monster, there is a miracle  (Ogden Nash Quotes) Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore  (Ogden Nash Quotes) I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers, If I belittle dogs and mothers  (Ogden Nash Quotes) The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat  (Ogden Nash Quotes) Home is heaven and orgies are vile, but I like an orgy, once in a while  (Ogden Nash Quotes) A cough is something that you yourself can’t help, but everybody else does on purpose just to torment you  (Ogden Nash Quotes) The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret; we make up our minds every night to leave it early, but we make up our bodies every morning to keep it late  (Ogden Nash Quotes)
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