My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere

Steven Wright, the master of deadpan humor and absurdity, would surely have a field day with the scenario of a roommate getting a pet elephant and then losing it in their apartment. Known for his dry wit and offbeat observations, Wright would likely approach this situation with his signature nonchalant delivery and surreal perspective.