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Laurence J Peter Quotes

A bore is a person who lights up the room simply by leaving it Picture Quote #1

Middle age is when it takes longer to rest than to get tired Picture Quote #1

He laughs best whose laugh lasts Picture Quote #1

Middle age is when the best exercise is one of discretion Picture Quote #1

The only valid rule about the proper length of a statement is that it achieve its purpose effectively Picture Quote #1

When you see yourself quoted in print and you’re sorry you said it, it suddenly becomes a misquotation Picture Quote #1

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There are two kinds of failures: those who thought and never did, and those who did and never thought Picture Quote #1

Cleaning anything involves making something else dirty, but anything can get dirty without something else getting clean Picture Quote #1

The advantage of modern means of communication is they enable you to worry about things in all of the world Picture Quote #1

A bureaucrat’s idea of cleaning up his files is to make a copy of every paper before he destroys it Picture Quote #1

Bore : A fellow who can change the subject back to his topic of conversation faster than you can change it back to yours Picture Quote #1

I inherited my ability from both parents; my mother’s ability for spending money, and my father’s ability for not earning it Picture Quote #1

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A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn’t there. A theologian is the man who finds it Picture Quote #1

Scientists are still trying to produce life in the laboratory, but it shouldn’t be difficult if the laboratory assistant is pretty and willing Picture Quote #1

We are members of a strange species that devotes its energies to climbing the ladder of success in order to make money to buy things we don’t like Picture Quote #1

Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away Picture Quote #1

Going to church doesn’t make you any more a Christian than going to the garage makes you a car Picture Quote #1

Committees have become so important nowadays that subcommittees have to be appointed to do the work Picture Quote #1

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Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents’ shortcomings Picture Quote #1

There are two kinds of egotists: Those who admit it, and the rest of us Picture Quote #1

No committee could ever come up with anything as revolutionary as a camel - anything as practical and as perfectly designed to perform effectively under such difficult conditions Picture Quote #1

Real, constructive mental power lies in the creative thought that shapes your destiny, and your hour-by-hour mental conduct produces power for change in your life. Develop a train of thought on which to ride. The nobility of your life as well as your happiness depends upon the direction in which that train of thought is going Picture Quote #1

Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object Picture Quote #1

. . . if you can tell the difference between good advice and bad advice, you don’t need advice Picture Quote #1

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A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn’t there. A theologian is the man who finds it Picture Quote #1

Everyone is in awe of the lion tamer in a cage with half a dozen lions-everyone but a school bus driver Picture Quote #1

A bureaucrat’s idea of cleaning up his files is to make a copy of every paper before he destroys it Picture Quote #1

We are members of a strange species that devotes its energies to climbing the ladder of success in order to make money to buy things we don’t like Picture Quote #1

You could generally inform a real close friend: when you have manufactured a idiot of on your own he does not truly feel you’ve finished a long lasting job Picture Quote #1

Committees have become so important nowadays that subcommittees have to be appointed to do the work Picture Quote #1

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A bore is a person who lights up the room simply by leaving it (Laurence J Peter Quotes) Middle age is when it takes longer to rest than to get tired (Laurence J Peter Quotes) He laughs best whose laugh lasts (Laurence J Peter Quotes) Middle age is when the best exercise is one of discretion (Laurence J Peter Quotes) The only valid rule about the proper length of a statement is that it achieve its purpose effectively (Laurence J Peter Quotes) When you see yourself quoted in print and you’re sorry you said it, it suddenly becomes a misquotation (Laurence J Peter Quotes) There are two kinds of failures: those who thought and never did, and those who did and never thought (Laurence J Peter Quotes) Cleaning anything involves making something else dirty, but anything can get dirty without something else getting clean (Laurence J Peter Quotes) The advantage of modern means of communication is they enable you to worry about things in all of the world (Laurence J Peter Quotes) A bureaucrat’s idea of cleaning up his files is to make a copy of every paper before he destroys it (Laurence J Peter Quotes) Bore : A fellow who can change the subject back to his topic of conversation faster than you can change it back to yours (Laurence J Peter Quotes) I inherited my ability from both parents; my mother’s ability for spending money, and my father’s ability for not earning it (Laurence J Peter Quotes) A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn’t there. A theologian is the man who finds it (Laurence J Peter Quotes) Scientists are still trying to produce life in the laboratory, but it shouldn’t be difficult if the laboratory assistant is pretty and willing (Laurence J Peter Quotes) We are members of a strange species that devotes its energies to climbing the ladder of success in order to make money to buy things we don’t like (Laurence J Peter Quotes) Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away (Laurence J Peter Quotes) Going to church doesn’t make you any more a Christian than going to the garage makes you a car (Laurence J Peter Quotes) Committees have become so important nowadays that subcommittees have to be appointed to do the work (Laurence J Peter Quotes) Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents’ shortcomings (Laurence J Peter Quotes) There are two kinds of egotists: Those who admit it, and the rest of us (Laurence J Peter Quotes) No committee could ever come up with anything as revolutionary as a camel - anything as practical and as perfectly designed to perform effectively under such difficult conditions (Laurence J Peter Quotes) Real, constructive mental power lies in the creative thought that shapes your destiny, and your hour-by-hour mental conduct produces power for change in your life. Develop a train of thought on which to ride. The nobility of your life as well as your happiness depends upon the direction in which that train of thought is going (Laurence J Peter Quotes) Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object (Laurence J Peter Quotes) . . . if you can tell the difference between good advice and bad advice, you don’t need advice (Laurence J Peter Quotes) A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn’t there. A theologian is the man who finds it. (Laurence J Peter Quotes) Everyone is in awe of the lion tamer in a cage with half a dozen lions-everyone but a school bus driver. (Laurence J Peter Quotes) A bureaucrat’s idea of cleaning up his files is to make a copy of every paper before he destroys it. (Laurence J Peter Quotes) We are members of a strange species that devotes its energies to climbing the ladder of success in order to make money to buy things we don’t like. (Laurence J Peter Quotes) You could generally inform a real close friend: when you have manufactured a idiot of on your own he does not truly feel you’ve finished a long lasting job. (Laurence J Peter Quotes) Committees have become so important nowadays that subcommittees have to be appointed to do the work. (Laurence J Peter Quotes)

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