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There’s that special magical place that exists when you forget everything else because you are laughing hysterically. It’s the only truly safe place and it can happen with a stranger or a best friend  (Laughing Quotes) Get into the habit of laughing; too many of us have forgotten how to laugh. As people grow older, they sometimes forget that they ever laughed. It is a part of their childhood that they can no longer remember  (Laughing Quotes) It’s not fear of striking out that makes me reluctant to step up to the plate. It’s the fear of getting hit in the head by a 90 mph fastball, the pitcher coming off of the mound to stomp me with her cleats while I am down, the rest of the opposing team rushing out of the dugout hurling insults as they kick me and spit on me, while all along the crowd in the stands is cheering them on and laughing at my failure. So, no, it’s not the fear of striking out that keeps me from stepping up to the plate  (Laughing Quotes) I will leap into my grave laughing because the feeling that I have five million human beings on my conscience is for me a source of extraordinary satisfaction  (Laughing Quotes) Life’s funny. You have to find a way to keep going, to keep laughing, even after you realize that none of your dreams will come true. When you realize that, there’s still so much of a life to get through  (Laughing Quotes) The poet’s life is just so much crenellated waste, nights and days whipping swiftly or laboriously past the cinematic window. We’re hunched and weaving over the keys of our green our grey or pink blue manual typewriter maybe a darker stone cold thoritative selectric with its orgasmic expectant hum and us popping pills and laughing over what you or I just wrote, wondering if that line means insult or sex. Or both. Usually both  (Laughing Quotes) They’re making me out to be a serial marrying person or something. I’m laughing at that  (Laughing Quotes) They all laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well, they’re not laughing now  (Laughing Quotes) When I was younger I feared the dark, wondering what evil was watching me. Now it’s different, for now it’s a game of sneaking the light back on and laughing at how quickly the evil fleas  (Laughing Quotes) The things you’re crying about today, you might be laughing about in ten years... and then again... maybe not  (Laughing Quotes) I start laughing every time because the media talks to me like I’m finishing my career and I only have one year left and time is running out  (Laughing Quotes) It’s really hard to hate someone for being different when you’re too busy laughing together  (Laughing Quotes) Laughing doesn’t make bad things worse any more than crying makes them better. It doesn’t mean you don’t care, or that you’ve forgotten. It just means you’re human  (Laughing Quotes) And while everybody was busy laughing, what was I doing? I was laying the foundation to what I have in place now  (Laughing Quotes) The calendar is intolerable to all wisdom, the horror of all astronomy, and a laughing stock from a mathematician’s point of view  (Laughing Quotes) Yup, gardening and laughing are two of the best things in life you can do to promote good health and a sense of well being  (Laughing Quotes) Parliaments have stopped laughing at woman suffrage, and politicians have begun to dodge! It is the inevitable premonition of coming victory  (Laughing Quotes) Laughing is such a pure and natural thing I try to laugh every day. Think that’s one of the most important things in life  (Laughing Quotes) When I was young and it was someone’s birthday, I didn’t have the money to buy nice presents so I would take my mom’s camera and make a movie parody for whoever’s birthday it was. When I’d show it them, they’d die laughing. That reaction was a high for me, and I loved that feeling  (Laughing Quotes) Because when you’re laughing, there is no other emotion in that moment except for joy  (Laughing Quotes) I want to try with someone who loves me enough to try with me. I want to grow old looking at the same face every morning. I want to grow old looking at the same face every night at the dinner table. I want to be one of those old couples you see still holding hands and laughing after fifty years of marriage. That’s what I want. I want to be someone’s forever  (Laughing Quotes) In the dream I was onstage and there were thousands of you goin’ bananas for me, all laughing and clapping, celebrating your brains out, not because I was somethin’ else up there, but because you were just so happy I was finally starting to get it  (Laughing Quotes) We will destroy laughing, we will set fires laughing, we will kill laughing... and society will fall!!  (Laughing Quotes) Dying is a matter of slapstick and pratfalls. The ageing process is not gradual or gentle. It rushes up, pushes you over and runs off laughing. No one should grow old who isn’t ready to appear ridiculous  (Laughing Quotes) Religion is now the first obstacle to women’s advancement. Religion pulls human beings backwards, it goes against science and progressiveness. Religion engulfs people with a fear of the supernatural. It bars people from laughing and never allows people to exercise their choice  (Laughing Quotes) Everyone is a comedy. If people are laughing at you, they just don’t quite understand the joke that is themselves  (Laughing Quotes) It’s never wise to laugh at things you don’t understand... If you’re not careful, they might start laughing back at you  (Laughing Quotes) Are you having problems hearing? If so, those around you already know it. Hearing loss is no laughing matter, so don’t be a punchline  (Laughing Quotes) When I am happy I feel like crying, but when I am sad I don’t feel like laughing. I think it is better to be happy; then you get two feelings for the price of one  (Laughing Quotes) As I stood on the lonely backroad, I’m sure I heard birds, kookaburras, laughing  (Laughing Quotes)
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