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Laughing Quotes

I’m good at not laughing. It’s not that I don’t want to. I’m too old and experienced Picture Quote #1

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? Picture Quote #1

Karaoke isn’t fair when you’re a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and I’m a professional funny guy Picture Quote #1

One cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on something witty Picture Quote #1

One must laugh before one is happy, or one may die without ever laughing at all Picture Quote #1

If I can get you to laugh with me, you like me better, which makes you more open to my ideas. And if I can persuade you to laugh at the particular point I make, by laughing at it you acknowledge its truth Picture Quote #1

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The scent of wine, oh how much more agreeable, laughing, praying, celestial and delicious it is than that of oil! Picture Quote #1

The real reason your pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can’t see him laughing at you Picture Quote #1

Men love war because it allows them to look serious. Because it is the one thing that stops women laughing at them Picture Quote #1

Oh, I’m burning! I wish I were out of doors! I wish I were a girl again, half savage and hardy, and free... and laughing at injuries, not maddening under them! Why am I so changed? Picture Quote #1

I wonder why men get serious at all. They have this delicate, long thing hanging outside their bodies which goes up and down by its own will. If I were a man I would always be laughing at myself Picture Quote #1

Laughing at someone else is an excellent way of learning how to laugh at oneself; and questioning what seem to be the absurd beliefs of another group is a good way of recognizing the potential absurdity of many of one’s own cherished beliefs Picture Quote #1

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People see me laughing and telling jokes, but they had no idea after the show was over, I had no joy in my life, in my heart Picture Quote #1

I’m not this callous clown walking around laughing at life all the time. I’ve had some serious, serious problems in my life. But I’ve come out with a smile Picture Quote #1

How can you get bored if the audience is cheering and laughing at something you’re doing? Picture Quote #1

I love myself when I am laughing... and then again when I am looking mean and impressive Picture Quote #1

Living is being happy: seeing, hearing, touching, drinking, eating, urinating, defecating, diving into the water and gazing at the sky, laughing and crying Picture Quote #1

I think the only way to get through this life is laughing hard and constantly, mostly at myself Picture Quote #1

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Hysteria is impossible without an audience. Panicking by yourself is the same as laughing alone in an empty room. You feel really silly Picture Quote #1

Feathers filled the small room. Our laughter kept the feathers in the air. I thought about birds. Could they fly is there wasn’t someone, somewhere, laughing? Picture Quote #1

Humor keeps us alive. Humor and food. Don’t forget food. You can go a week without laughing Picture Quote #1

You must reach inside yourselves where I live like a story, not old, not young laughing at my own sorrow, weeping pearls at weddings, wielding a torch to melt sand into something clear and bright Picture Quote #1

There’s nothing like deep breaths after laughing that hard. Nothing in the world like a sore stomach for the right reasons Picture Quote #1

It all sounds rather naive and sentimental to be talking about children laughing and dancing and singing together when we all know perfectly well that what children do in real life is snarl and take drugs Picture Quote #1

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Most of the laugh tracks on television were recorded in the early 1950’s. These days, most of the people you hear laughing are dead Picture Quote #1

I was kidnapped by aliens, they came down from outer space with ray guns, but I fooled them by wearing a wig and laughing in a foreign accent, and I escaped Picture Quote #1

Best friends are always together, always whispering and laughing and running, always at each other’s house, having dinner, sleeping over. They are practically adopted by each other’s parents. You can’t pry them apart Picture Quote #1

Live a good long life. Grow old and die after I do. And if you can, die laughing Picture Quote #1

Sam screamed the fun scream, and there it was. Downtown lights on buildings and everything that makes you wonder. Sam sat down and started laughing. Patrick started laughing. I started laughing. and in that moment, I swear we were infinite Picture Quote #1

I do not deny that what happened to us is a thing worth laughing at. But it is not worth telling, for not everyone is sufficiently intelligent to be able to see things from the right point of view Picture Quote #1

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I’m good at not laughing. It’s not that I don’t want to. I’m too old and experienced (Laughing Quotes) A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? (Laughing Quotes) Karaoke isn’t fair when you’re a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and I’m a professional funny guy (Laughing Quotes) One cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on something witty (Laughing Quotes) One must laugh before one is happy, or one may die without ever laughing at all (Laughing Quotes) If I can get you to laugh with me, you like me better, which makes you more open to my ideas. And if I can persuade you to laugh at the particular point I make, by laughing at it you acknowledge its truth (Laughing Quotes) The scent of wine, oh how much more agreeable, laughing, praying, celestial and delicious it is than that of oil! (Laughing Quotes) The real reason your pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can’t see him laughing at you (Laughing Quotes) Men love war because it allows them to look serious. Because it is the one thing that stops women laughing at them (Laughing Quotes) Oh, I’m burning! I wish I were out of doors! I wish I were a girl again, half savage and hardy, and free... and laughing at injuries, not maddening under them! Why am I so changed? (Laughing Quotes) I wonder why men get serious at all. They have this delicate, long thing hanging outside their bodies which goes up and down by its own will. If I were a man I would always be laughing at myself (Laughing Quotes) Laughing at someone else is an excellent way of learning how to laugh at oneself; and questioning what seem to be the absurd beliefs of another group is a good way of recognizing the potential absurdity of many of one’s own cherished beliefs (Laughing Quotes) People see me laughing and telling jokes, but they had no idea after the show was over, I had no joy in my life, in my heart (Laughing Quotes) I’m not this callous clown walking around laughing at life all the time. I’ve had some serious, serious problems in my life. But I’ve come out with a smile (Laughing Quotes) How can you get bored if the audience is cheering and laughing at something you’re doing? (Laughing Quotes) I love myself when I am laughing... and then again when I am looking mean and impressive (Laughing Quotes) Living is being happy: seeing, hearing, touching, drinking, eating, urinating, defecating, diving into the water and gazing at the sky, laughing and crying (Laughing Quotes) I think the only way to get through this life is laughing hard and constantly, mostly at myself (Laughing Quotes) Hysteria is impossible without an audience. Panicking by yourself is the same as laughing alone in an empty room. You feel really silly (Laughing Quotes) Feathers filled the small room. Our laughter kept the feathers in the air. I thought about birds. Could they fly is there wasn’t someone, somewhere, laughing? (Laughing Quotes) Humor keeps us alive. Humor and food. Don’t forget food. You can go a week without laughing (Laughing Quotes) You must reach inside yourselves where I live like a story, not old, not young laughing at my own sorrow, weeping pearls at weddings, wielding a torch to melt sand into something clear and bright (Laughing Quotes) There’s nothing like deep breaths after laughing that hard. Nothing in the world like a sore stomach for the right reasons (Laughing Quotes) It all sounds rather naive and sentimental to be talking about children laughing and dancing and singing together when we all know perfectly well that what children do in real life is snarl and take drugs (Laughing Quotes) Most of the laugh tracks on television were recorded in the early 1950’s. These days, most of the people you hear laughing are dead (Laughing Quotes) I was kidnapped by aliens, they came down from outer space with ray guns, but I fooled them by wearing a wig and laughing in a foreign accent, and I escaped (Laughing Quotes) Best friends are always together, always whispering and laughing and running, always at each other’s house, having dinner, sleeping over. They are practically adopted by each other’s parents. You can’t pry them apart (Laughing Quotes) Live a good long life. Grow old and die after I do. And if you can, die laughing (Laughing Quotes) Sam screamed the fun scream, and there it was. Downtown lights on buildings and everything that makes you wonder. Sam sat down and started laughing. Patrick started laughing. I started laughing. and in that moment, I swear we were infinite (Laughing Quotes) I do not deny that what happened to us is a thing worth laughing at. But it is not worth telling, for not everyone is sufficiently intelligent to be able to see things from the right point of view (Laughing Quotes)

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