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Kidding Quotes

Anybody who has the illusion that you can have a career as long as I have and be a star is kidding themselves Picture Quote #1

Did you ever have a conversation with someone who misunderstood everything you had to say? It’s exhausting, and the ironic part is that the more you try and explain yourself, the more mixed up things become. Your best friend knows when you’re kidding, venting, and tired. He or she knows you and therefore doesn’t read into the things you say Picture Quote #1

Death is a great tragedy…a profound loss…I don’t accept it…I think people are kidding themselves when they say they are comfortable with death Picture Quote #1

We always know, we always know, which is the right way to go, and which is the wrong way to go. Sometimes, the wrong way is easier to go, or more satisfying, and so we choose that way instead of the right one and we justify it with complicated wordplay and such; but we are only kidding ourselves Picture Quote #1

Career mothers are not kidding anybody. Being a mom is the hardest job of all. You got to work to rest Picture Quote #1

Levity is the lubricant of a crisis. We resort to jokes, pranks and good natured kidding to relieve tension, stress and boredom Picture Quote #1

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Obstructions on the way to enlightenment, are you kidding? Hey, they crucify people here. You think this is an easy place? Picture Quote #1

I eat excellent bread, clean meat, good crisp veggies, organic fruits and nice wine and cheese. It is one of the things I am truly grateful for. I’m not kidding. You can’t ask a single mother of three working two jobs for minimum wage to eat that way. I am lucky Picture Quote #1

There are parts of us that are miserable, that hate, that love, that are cruel, are kind, are reasonable, are unreasonable. You know, you live inside your own mind. Who are you kidding? Picture Quote #1

Honesty is the best part of any art form. If you don’t have that, you’re kidding yourself and your listener Picture Quote #1

Why do I want to believe what I believe?... Science, to put it somewhat vulgarly, is a technique to keep yourself from kidding yourself Picture Quote #1

I’m totally not kidding.... Life is too short. This is all too hard to do to actually be kidding about the whole thing Picture Quote #1

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Are you kidding? That’s the music of the spheres, commissar. It’s beautiful. Like old jazz Picture Quote #1

Sometimes I am so dry that people don’t know I’m kidding and think I’m being serious. I enjoy this because their reactions are often funny Picture Quote #1

I’m not kidding myself. My voice alone is just an ordinary voice. What people come to see is how I use it. If I stand still while I’m singing, I’m dead, man. I might as well go back to driving a truck Picture Quote #1

Man, I was tame compared to what they do now. Are you kidding? I didn’t do anything but just jiggle Picture Quote #1

I love to bake, so I made vanilla bean and blueberry muffins for sick hospital children. Just kidding! All of that is true except the sick children part Picture Quote #1

Are you kidding? I’m a terrible cook, but John is a really great one. Literally, I never cook. The whole time we were dating, I prepared two officially romantic meals. Both of them were such disasters that he begs me never to go into the kitchen again Picture Quote #1

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Are you kidding? I’m supposed to put my books in this filthy tin coffin? Picture Quote #1

The universe, I’d learned, was never, ever kidding. It would take whatever it wanted and it would never give it back Picture Quote #1

My car is so bad, I hit poles I’m not kidding I hit things all the times, I hit bushes it’s really bad Picture Quote #1

When I swore that you’re getting more and more beautiful everyday. Well, I was only kidding, honey Picture Quote #1

Graham Norton makes me laugh. I love him. I’m not kidding. I watch him on BBC America every week. He’s so fast Picture Quote #1

I guess I kinda lost control, because in the middle of the play I ran up and lit the evil puppet villain on fire. No, I didn’t. Just kidding. I just said that to illustrate one of the human emotions, which is freaking out. Another emotion is greed, as when someone kills someone for money, or something like that. Another emotion is generosity, as when you pay someone double what he paid for his stupid puppet Picture Quote #1

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I knew that we were clicking when mimics started kidding my voice, I’ll know that I’m on the way out when they stop doing their imitations Picture Quote #1

There were some situations where I was giving up everything I had for the band and I just expected everybody else to feel the same way. I realized I was just kidding myself Picture Quote #1

No kidding. That’s really true. You’re paying your own bills through this. It’s not a pleasant experience Picture Quote #1

Each day was a bad day, but he survived by kidding himself that each day was somehow unconnected to the day before Picture Quote #1

We should stop kidding ourselves. We should let go of things that aren’t true. It’s always better with the truth Picture Quote #1

My next project is to get back to that. Actually, to learn how to write poetry. I’m not kidding Picture Quote #1

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Anybody who has the illusion that you can have a career as long as I have and be a star is kidding themselves (Kidding Quotes) Did you ever have a conversation with someone who misunderstood everything you had to say? It’s exhausting, and the ironic part is that the more you try and explain yourself, the more mixed up things become. Your best friend knows when you’re kidding, venting, and tired. He or she knows you and therefore doesn’t read into the things you say (Kidding Quotes) Death is a great tragedy…a profound loss…I don’t accept it…I think people are kidding themselves when they say they are comfortable with death (Kidding Quotes) We always know, we always know, which is the right way to go, and which is the wrong way to go. Sometimes, the wrong way is easier to go, or more satisfying, and so we choose that way instead of the right one and we justify it with complicated wordplay and such; but we are only kidding ourselves (Kidding Quotes) Career mothers are not kidding anybody. Being a mom is the hardest job of all. You got to work to rest (Kidding Quotes) Levity is the lubricant of a crisis. We resort to jokes, pranks and good natured kidding to relieve tension, stress and boredom (Kidding Quotes) Obstructions on the way to enlightenment, are you kidding? Hey, they crucify people here. You think this is an easy place? (Kidding Quotes) I eat excellent bread, clean meat, good crisp veggies, organic fruits and nice wine and cheese. It is one of the things I am truly grateful for. I’m not kidding. You can’t ask a single mother of three working two jobs for minimum wage to eat that way. I am lucky (Kidding Quotes) There are parts of us that are miserable, that hate, that love, that are cruel, are kind, are reasonable, are unreasonable. You know, you live inside your own mind. Who are you kidding? (Kidding Quotes) Honesty is the best part of any art form. If you don’t have that, you’re kidding yourself and your listener (Kidding Quotes) Why do I want to believe what I believe?... Science, to put it somewhat vulgarly, is a technique to keep yourself from kidding yourself (Kidding Quotes) I’m totally not kidding.... Life is too short. This is all too hard to do to actually be kidding about the whole thing (Kidding Quotes) Are you kidding? That’s the music of the spheres, commissar. It’s beautiful. Like old jazz (Kidding Quotes) Sometimes I am so dry that people don’t know I’m kidding and think I’m being serious. I enjoy this because their reactions are often funny (Kidding Quotes) I’m not kidding myself. My voice alone is just an ordinary voice. What people come to see is how I use it. If I stand still while I’m singing, I’m dead, man. I might as well go back to driving a truck (Kidding Quotes) Man, I was tame compared to what they do now. Are you kidding? I didn’t do anything but just jiggle (Kidding Quotes) I love to bake, so I made vanilla bean and blueberry muffins for sick hospital children. Just kidding! All of that is true except the sick children part (Kidding Quotes) Are you kidding? I’m a terrible cook, but John is a really great one. Literally, I never cook. The whole time we were dating, I prepared two officially romantic meals. Both of them were such disasters that he begs me never to go into the kitchen again (Kidding Quotes) Are you kidding? I’m supposed to put my books in this filthy tin coffin? (Kidding Quotes) The universe, I’d learned, was never, ever kidding. It would take whatever it wanted and it would never give it back (Kidding Quotes) My car is so bad, I hit poles I’m not kidding I hit things all the times, I hit bushes it’s really bad (Kidding Quotes) When I swore that you’re getting more and more beautiful everyday. Well, I was only kidding, honey (Kidding Quotes) Graham Norton makes me laugh. I love him. I’m not kidding. I watch him on BBC America every week. He’s so fast (Kidding Quotes) I guess I kinda lost control, because in the middle of the play I ran up and lit the evil puppet villain on fire. No, I didn’t. Just kidding. I just said that to illustrate one of the human emotions, which is freaking out. Another emotion is greed, as when someone kills someone for money, or something like that. Another emotion is generosity, as when you pay someone double what he paid for his stupid puppet (Kidding Quotes) I knew that we were clicking when mimics started kidding my voice, I’ll know that I’m on the way out when they stop doing their imitations (Kidding Quotes) There were some situations where I was giving up everything I had for the band and I just expected everybody else to feel the same way. I realized I was just kidding myself (Kidding Quotes) No kidding. That’s really true. You’re paying your own bills through this. It’s not a pleasant experience (Kidding Quotes) Each day was a bad day, but he survived by kidding himself that each day was somehow unconnected to the day before (Kidding Quotes) We should stop kidding ourselves. We should let go of things that aren’t true. It’s always better with the truth (Kidding Quotes) My next project is to get back to that. Actually, to learn how to write poetry. I’m not kidding (Kidding Quotes)

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