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Kidding Quotes

I’m the guy who wrote The Authority Song. Did they think I was kidding? Did they think it was only a song to entertain? Picture Quote #1

There were rumors I wasn’t going to die. The whole cast was sitting around the table reading the script. I fell on the floor - I’m not kidding. I looked up at Katherine Heigl, and she was crying Picture Quote #1

I feel less pressure to dress youthfully. I’m 50 and everyone knows I’m 50 - who are you kidding? Jeans are my uniform. I have about 15 pairs Picture Quote #1

She said, and I’m not kidding, ‘Is this a speaking role?’ I wasn’t quite sure how to answer that one Picture Quote #1

You think you have anger issues? I just yelled at a sandwich. Not kidding Picture Quote #1

There’s always; Truth behind: Just kidding. Knowledge behind: I don’t know. Emotion behind: I don’t care. Pain behind: I’m okay Picture Quote #1

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You had your shot at success, but you blew it. Just kidding, you are not capable of success Picture Quote #1

Suppose something would happen to the president, who would be in charge? The Vice President. Joe Biden? You have got to be kidding today when you say the Taliban’s not our enemy Picture Quote #1

Owners who buy aggressive dogs for security may be kidding themselves: The chances that the victim of a fatal dog attack will be a burglar or human attacker are 1-in-177. The odds that the victim will be a child are 7-in-10 Picture Quote #1

With Iraq plunging into chaos and gas prices at record highs President Bush took time out this weekend for a ride on his bicycle, but unfortunately he fell off and sustained cuts to his face and hands. Apparently Bush was distracted by the enormous responsibilities of the presidency. I’m just kidding. He hit some gravel or something Picture Quote #1

I’ve spent a lot on clothes. I’m not kidding when I say I could have bought several country homes with the money. I’ve also given a lot away over time. I had a lovely Yves Saint Laurent jacket that I’d only worn once or twice, but I’m one for spring cleaning rather than storing my clothes Picture Quote #1

Guys ask me, ‘Why are you always smiling?’ Are you kidding? I’m in the NFL, that’s why! Picture Quote #1

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I am very sincere. Some people are always kidding, so when you’re not, it’s going to seem annoying to them Picture Quote #1

It is economically irrational to exclude large environmental costs from the balance sheets of the producers and the consumers. You are only kidding yourself if you export those costs on to society as a whole Picture Quote #1

Are you kidding? That’s the music of the spheres, commissar. It’s beautiful. Like old jazz Picture Quote #1

Confidence? Are you kidding me? I mean, please. Look, some players grow up and play like that. I remember losing junior matches. Just being down 5-2 in the third, and they all just start slapping shots Picture Quote #1

Sometimes I am so dry that people don’t know I’m kidding and think I’m being serious. I enjoy this because their reactions are often funny Picture Quote #1

Honesty is the best part of any art form. If you don’t have that, you’re kidding yourself and your listener Picture Quote #1

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When I first started going to Portland, people told me about Stumptown. They were like ‘Oh, it’s the best coffee,’ and I thought, ‘How good could it really be?’ I’m like, ‘Sure, great, uh... I’d love to see it.’ But then when I went, it truly, I am not kidding, is the best coffee I have ever had Picture Quote #1

I eat excellent bread, clean meat, good crisp veggies, organic fruits and nice wine and cheese. It is one of the things I am truly grateful for. I’m not kidding. You can’t ask a single mother of three working two jobs for minimum wage to eat that way. I am lucky Picture Quote #1

Christ was born in a manger, laying down amongst donkeys ang goats. He was given gifts of incense and perfume. No kidding Picture Quote #1

Man, I was tame compared to what they do now. Are you kidding? I didn’t do anything but just jiggle Picture Quote #1

In the Age of the Almighty Computer, drones are the perfect warriors. They kill without remorse, obey without kidding around, and they never reveal the names of their masters Picture Quote #1

I’m not David Bowie. Who are we kidding? At the end of the day, I’m the same person I’ve always been. I’m Don Garvey’s son from up the road Picture Quote #1

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You have to change those diapers every day. When those directions on the side of the Pampers box say, ‘holds 6-12 pounds’ they’re not kidding! Picture Quote #1

Death is a great tragedyÂ¦a profound lossÂ¦I don’t accept itÂ¦I think people are kidding themselves when they say they are comfortable with death Picture Quote #1

My dog of 17 years just died. Oh you’re kidding?... Noooo... as funny as that is, I’m not Picture Quote #1

The secret to my 5 o’clock shadow is a little device called the George Michael 3000 Custom Beard Trimmer and Personal Massager. Just kidding. I actually shave every morning, and thanks to my vast knowledge of Eastern philosophy and mysticism, I will my facial hair to grow to the exact same length each day. Dave Grohl taught me that one Picture Quote #1

It’s so easy to get caught up in your own self-doubt when you’re writing. It can be so easy to tell yourself, Who am I kidding? Picture Quote #1

My friends are very rich. Elizabeth Taylor sends flowers the size of the bathtub. I’m not kidding Picture Quote #1

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I’m the guy who wrote The Authority Song. Did they think I was kidding? Did they think it was only a song to entertain? (Kidding Quotes) There were rumors I wasn’t going to die. The whole cast was sitting around the table reading the script. I fell on the floor - I’m not kidding. I looked up at Katherine Heigl, and she was crying (Kidding Quotes) I feel less pressure to dress youthfully. I’m 50 and everyone knows I’m 50 - who are you kidding? Jeans are my uniform. I have about 15 pairs (Kidding Quotes) She said, and I’m not kidding, ‘Is this a speaking role?’ I wasn’t quite sure how to answer that one (Kidding Quotes) You think you have anger issues? I just yelled at a sandwich. Not kidding (Kidding Quotes) There’s always; Truth behind: Just kidding. Knowledge behind: I don’t know. Emotion behind: I don’t care. Pain behind: I’m okay (Kidding Quotes) You had your shot at success, but you blew it. Just kidding, you are not capable of success (Kidding Quotes) Suppose something would happen to the president, who would be in charge? The Vice President. Joe Biden? You have got to be kidding today when you say the Taliban’s not our enemy (Kidding Quotes) Owners who buy aggressive dogs for security may be kidding themselves: The chances that the victim of a fatal dog attack will be a burglar or human attacker are 1-in-177. The odds that the victim will be a child are 7-in-10 (Kidding Quotes) With Iraq plunging into chaos and gas prices at record highs President Bush took time out this weekend for a ride on his bicycle, but unfortunately he fell off and sustained cuts to his face and hands. Apparently Bush was distracted by the enormous responsibilities of the presidency. I’m just kidding. He hit some gravel or something (Kidding Quotes) I’ve spent a lot on clothes. I’m not kidding when I say I could have bought several country homes with the money. I’ve also given a lot away over time. I had a lovely Yves Saint Laurent jacket that I’d only worn once or twice, but I’m one for spring cleaning rather than storing my clothes (Kidding Quotes) Guys ask me, ‘Why are you always smiling?’ Are you kidding? I’m in the NFL, that’s why! (Kidding Quotes) I am very sincere. Some people are always kidding, so when you’re not, it’s going to seem annoying to them. (Kidding Quotes) It is economically irrational to exclude large environmental costs from the balance sheets of the producers and the consumers. You are only kidding yourself if you export those costs on to society as a whole. (Kidding Quotes) Are you kidding? That’s the music of the spheres, commissar. It’s beautiful. Like old jazz. (Kidding Quotes) Confidence? Are you kidding me? I mean, please. Look, some players grow up and play like that. I remember losing junior matches. Just being down 5-2 in the third, and they all just start slapping shots. (Kidding Quotes) Sometimes I am so dry that people don’t know I’m kidding and think I’m being serious. I enjoy this because their reactions are often funny. (Kidding Quotes) Honesty is the best part of any art form. If you don’t have that, you’re kidding yourself and your listener. (Kidding Quotes) When I first started going to Portland, people told me about Stumptown. They were like ‘Oh, it’s the best coffee,’ and I thought, ‘How good could it really be?’ I’m like, ‘Sure, great, uh... I’d love to see it.’ But then when I went, it truly, I am not kidding, is the best coffee I have ever had. (Kidding Quotes) I eat excellent bread, clean meat, good crisp veggies, organic fruits and nice wine and cheese. It is one of the things I am truly grateful for. I’m not kidding. You can’t ask a single mother of three working two jobs for minimum wage to eat that way. I am lucky. (Kidding Quotes) Christ was born in a manger, laying down amongst donkeys ang goats. He was given gifts of incense and perfume. No kidding. (Kidding Quotes) Man, I was tame compared to what they do now. Are you kidding? I didn’t do anything but just jiggle. (Kidding Quotes) In the Age of the Almighty Computer, drones are the perfect warriors. They kill without remorse, obey without kidding around, and they never reveal the names of their masters. (Kidding Quotes) I’m not David Bowie. Who are we kidding? At the end of the day, I’m the same person I’ve always been. I’m Don Garvey’s son from up the road. (Kidding Quotes) You have to change those diapers every day. When those directions on the side of the Pampers box say, ‘holds 6-12 pounds’ they’re not kidding! (Kidding Quotes) Death is a great tragedyÂ¦a profound lossÂ¦I don’t accept itÂ¦I think people are kidding themselves when they say they are comfortable with death. (Kidding Quotes) My dog of 17 years just died. Oh you’re kidding?... Noooo... as funny as that is, I’m not (Kidding Quotes) The secret to my 5 o’clock shadow is a little device called the George Michael 3000 Custom Beard Trimmer and Personal Massager. Just kidding. I actually shave every morning, and thanks to my vast knowledge of Eastern philosophy and mysticism, I will my facial hair to grow to the exact same length each day. Dave Grohl taught me that one. (Kidding Quotes) It’s so easy to get caught up in your own self-doubt when you’re writing. It can be so easy to tell yourself, Who am I kidding? (Kidding Quotes) My friends are very rich. Elizabeth Taylor sends flowers the size of the bathtub. I’m not kidding. (Kidding Quotes)

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