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Karl Pilkington Quotes

The reason I did the book about holidays is that you’re a different person on holiday. You’re sleeping somewhere unfamiliar, knocking about with people you’ve never met and for 10 days you’re someone else. You’re out of your comfortable zone Picture Quote #1

I think it’s a problem when something’s a dream because it’ll never live up to your expectations. It’s better to go somewhere thinking it’ll be horrible, and then be pleasantly surprised Picture Quote #1

I don’t watch much telly, the telly hardly goes on, but the things I do watch are sort of nature programs, and something about the oceans and the amount of weird fish that’s in there Picture Quote #1

I love nature - it’s probably my most favorite thing. I don’t watch much telly, the telly hardly goes on, but the things I do watch are sort of nature programs, and something about the oceans and the amount of weird fish that’s in there Picture Quote #1

Why is it alright to be going around, going mental with a gun, shooting all the monkeys and killing them? Because one day we’re going to run out Picture Quote #1

From someone whose dad buys him a spade for Christmas, I thought you’d be grateful! Picture Quote #1

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That’s the problem with having a bald head. It exaggerates the shape Picture Quote #1

For me, a good holiday is about value for money rather than things to see Picture Quote #1

Happiness is like a cake: have too much of it and you get sick of it Picture Quote #1

I don’t think I’d be a very good parent. I’d be too honest Picture Quote #1

But I’m not an idiot. At the end of the day, I’ve learned a lot Picture Quote #1

To be honest, marriage doesn't scare me and that, it's just once you've been together for so long, if you haven't got any kids it's just a big expensive day out for everyone else to enjoy, isn't it? Picture Quote #1

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I had a bad experience doing public speaking at school. I had to talk about a pen for five minutes and it was really hard work. I couldn't wait to get off the stage Picture Quote #1

When I go on holiday and people ask me what I do, I tell them I do some internet stuff and I've done a couple of books and I hope they just leave it at that Picture Quote #1

Drugs being tested on animals. That sort of thing, well, it depends, doesn't it? If the drug's aspirin and the monkey's got a headache, is it tight? Picture Quote #1

I never buy a piece of art. I don’t see the point in buying something because I know my eyes will get bored of it eventually Picture Quote #1

There is someone for everyone, i’nt there. That’s always my thing. And it’s reassuring I think Picture Quote #1

A single vision is more perfect than a committee vision because with everyone having their say, it becomes compromised Picture Quote #1

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It’s easier to have a go at something again when you failed at it as you’ve got nowt to lose Picture Quote #1

There was always something. It’s like with this one, there’s always something that’s mad that I look back on it and go, that’s pretty amazing to say that I’ve done that or been there Picture Quote #1

I’m more open to give things a go, but what I’m not good at yet is holding back. If something is daft or rubbish, I just go, I can’t be doing it Picture Quote #1

And we’ve got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding Picture Quote #1

I don’t watch much telly, the telly hardly goes on, but the things I do watch are sort of nature programs, and something about the oceans and the amount of weird fish that’s in there Picture Quote #1

I’m not invited to any exciting parties and my life hasn’t really changed Picture Quote #1

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I’ve never won many awards, I didn’t get certificates for swimming or anything Picture Quote #1

The reason I did the book about holidays is that you’re a different person on holiday. You’re sleeping somewhere unfamiliar, knocking about with people you’ve never met and for 10 days you’re someone else. You’re out of your comfortable zone Picture Quote #1

They say it all started out with a big bang. But, what I wonder is, was it a big bang or did it just seem big because there wasn’t anything else drown it out at the time? Picture Quote #1

To me, a cat is an easy pet, they don’t need any spoiling or looking after Picture Quote #1

You know, when you’re a producer, you’re a bit of a lackey. You’re just making cups of tea and making sure they’ve got newspaper, stuff like that Picture Quote #1

I’m not that lazy, but I don’t need that much money. I lead a fairly simple life Picture Quote #1

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The reason I did the book about holidays is that you’re a different person on holiday. You’re sleeping somewhere unfamiliar, knocking about with people you’ve never met and for 10 days you’re someone else. You’re out of your comfortable zone. (Karl Pilkington Quotes) I think it’s a problem when something’s a dream because it’ll never live up to your expectations. It’s better to go somewhere thinking it’ll be horrible, and then be pleasantly surprised. (Karl Pilkington Quotes) I don’t watch much telly, the telly hardly goes on, but the things I do watch are sort of nature programs, and something about the oceans and the amount of weird fish that’s in there. (Karl Pilkington Quotes) I love nature - it’s probably my most favorite thing. I don’t watch much telly, the telly hardly goes on, but the things I do watch are sort of nature programs, and something about the oceans and the amount of weird fish that’s in there. (Karl Pilkington Quotes) Why is it alright to be going around, going mental with a gun, shooting all the monkeys and killing them? Because one day we’re going to run out. (Karl Pilkington Quotes) From someone whose dad buys him a spade for Christmas, I thought you’d be grateful! (Karl Pilkington Quotes) That’s the problem with having a bald head. It exaggerates the shape (Karl Pilkington Quotes) For me, a good holiday is about value for money rather than things to see (Karl Pilkington Quotes) Happiness is like a cake: have too much of it and you get sick of it (Karl Pilkington Quotes) I don’t think I’d be a very good parent. I’d be too honest (Karl Pilkington Quotes) But I’m not an idiot. At the end of the day, I’ve learned a lot (Karl Pilkington Quotes) To be honest, marriage doesn't scare me and that, it's just once you've been together for so long, if you haven't got any kids it's just a big expensive day out for everyone else to enjoy, isn't it? (Karl Pilkington Quotes) I had a bad experience doing public speaking at school. I had to talk about a pen for five minutes and it was really hard work. I couldn't wait to get off the stage (Karl Pilkington Quotes) When I go on holiday and people ask me what I do, I tell them I do some internet stuff and I've done a couple of books and I hope they just leave it at that (Karl Pilkington Quotes) Drugs being tested on animals. That sort of thing, well, it depends, doesn't it? If the drug's aspirin and the monkey's got a headache, is it tight? (Karl Pilkington Quotes) I never buy a piece of art. I don’t see the point in buying something because I know my eyes will get bored of it eventually (Karl Pilkington Quotes) There is someone for everyone, i’nt there. That’s always my thing. And it’s reassuring I think (Karl Pilkington Quotes) A single vision is more perfect than a committee vision because with everyone having their say, it becomes compromised (Karl Pilkington Quotes) It’s easier to have a go at something again when you failed at it as you’ve got nowt to lose (Karl Pilkington Quotes) There was always something. It’s like with this one, there’s always something that’s mad that I look back on it and go, that’s pretty amazing to say that I’ve done that or been there (Karl Pilkington Quotes) I’m more open to give things a go, but what I’m not good at yet is holding back. If something is daft or rubbish, I just go, I can’t be doing it (Karl Pilkington Quotes) And we’ve got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding (Karl Pilkington Quotes) I don’t watch much telly, the telly hardly goes on, but the things I do watch are sort of nature programs, and something about the oceans and the amount of weird fish that’s in there (Karl Pilkington Quotes) I’m not invited to any exciting parties and my life hasn’t really changed (Karl Pilkington Quotes) I’ve never won many awards, I didn’t get certificates for swimming or anything (Karl Pilkington Quotes) The reason I did the book about holidays is that you’re a different person on holiday. You’re sleeping somewhere unfamiliar, knocking about with people you’ve never met and for 10 days you’re someone else. You’re out of your comfortable zone (Karl Pilkington Quotes) They say it all started out with a big bang. But, what I wonder is, was it a big bang or did it just seem big because there wasn’t anything else drown it out at the time? (Karl Pilkington Quotes) To me, a cat is an easy pet, they don’t need any spoiling or looking after (Karl Pilkington Quotes) You know, when you’re a producer, you’re a bit of a lackey. You’re just making cups of tea and making sure they’ve got newspaper, stuff like that (Karl Pilkington Quotes) I’m not that lazy, but I don’t need that much money. I lead a fairly simple life (Karl Pilkington Quotes)

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